The Ultimate "Werido"

Step away from the bomb...

"YOU GUYS CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE FOREVER, I'LL GET OUT EVENTUALLY!? " I said kicking and banging on the door. If you haven't noticed I was forced in here but every because I drank some poisen in order to save sakura's life. But the question is... Who was that red haired girl, how did she know who me and leon, and what did leon mean by after we graduate? Didn't we just get here, I have so many questions. First the girl and boy, then a school life? There's gotta be more than what's going on behind the scenes. I decided to pull out my gaming council and check to see what to do next. All it said was 'Error, body not found yet... ' what the fuck does that mean? I hear a knock at the door and decided to see who it was. "Who is it? " I shouted jiggling the door knob. "You knight in shining armor is here to save you!" I hear the from the other side of the door, it was leon. "LEON, THANK GOD YOU DECIDED TO CHECK UP, I GOT SOME THING I NEED TO TELL YOU!?" I yelled as leon was unlocking the door. When he opened the door I noticed that everyone was there as well... "Oh shit..." I mumbled looking at everyone. "Tell us what Asuka?" Kyoko asked crossing her arms. "Uh, my counsel is acting really weird, is just said it had an error." I said showing them the counsel. "What does it mean body not found? " Makoto asked, and all I could do is shrug. "We came here to apologize for what happened, we got scared about hoe you can kill yourself so easily and just shrug it off like it's nothing. " I here celestial say. "Apology accepted!" Hugging celestial and then everyone else.

Time skip :D

I begin to explore the last floor of the academy, seems like this place goes up to five floors. As I looked in the garden I saw a plant that look huge, like the size of a beach umbrella. But the one thing that I thought was strange is that there was a pickaxe in the shed that at the initials 'Crazy Diamonds'. Isn't that mondo's gang or something? I grabbed and I decided to do something really stupid.
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"My NaME iS MOndO OwaDA, AnD I HaVe HaIr ThAT REsaMblEs A CoRn CoB!" I yelled swinging the pickaxe around. "I ToTAllY DoN'T HavE A cRush On KiyOTaka IshImaru!" I shouted goofing off in the garden. "If your down fucking around can I ask why you have a fucking pickaxe?" I hear mondo's voice behind me in an annoyed tone. "AAAAAAAH, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME MONDO!?" I screamed. "I found this in the shed, and it also has 'crazy diamonds' carved into it." I explained, which caught his attention, grabbing the pickaxe out of my hands. "How did this get in a place like this?" He ask looking at the pickaxe more closely. "Maybe it's because we might have stayed here before?" I mumbled to myself, but somehow mondo heard me. "What do you mean by that?" Mondo asked, looking at me confused. "Every time I get knocked out or 'die' I hey these flashbacks about all of us together laughing in a classroom, and Baracading this place by ourselves." I said rubbing my arm.... When did it get so cold.? "Hey do you need a jacket of some sort?" I hear mondo ask taking of his jacket. "Nah, I'm good, just a little chilly..." I said rubbing my arms. My vision went black and I felt something heavy plop on my head. When I took it off I noticed it was mondo's jacket, and before I could give it back he was gone.... Then the sprinklers came on. I ran outta the garden wearing the jacket so that way I don't get soaked.

Another time skip (I'm a lazy piece of shit)

It was night time and something felt really off... Monokuma wasn't functioning for a while now and it gave me an unselting feeling, I just decided to sleep it off. I don't know how long I was asleep for but I felt like someone or something was watching me, so when I opened me eyes I saw a guy wearing a mask putting something on my table then leaving. Of course I got up to go see what it was. The note said

'There's a bomb in this school, it will detonate in the middle of the night... Have fun looking for it!!!'

Well shit, we're pulling a move out of heathers are we... We it's time to stop this 'J.D' from blowing the place up.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!? I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS AND STILL NO SIGN OF THE BOMB. The last place I need to check is the garden. When I get there I see the real Junko Enoshima holding something in her hands. "Step away from the bomb..." I yelled, taking out a kitchen knife I grabbed from the kitchen in preparation for this moment. "Upupupu, this little thing? I hardly call this a bomb..., this is just set of the pack of thermals inside your friends dorms.... THOSE are the bombs... " Junko explained putting the bomb down. "People are going to see the ashes of Hope's Peak academy, and ask there's a school that self-destructed not because society doesn't care... " she paused reaching for something in her shirt. "But because that school, WAS SOCIETY! THE ONLY PLACE YOU'LL FINALLY ESCAPE THIS PLACE IS HEAVEN!?" She declared taking out a gun and pointing it at me. Time to make some fun outta of this as my last laugh I guess. "I wish your mom had been a little stronger.. I wish she stayed around a little longer~ I WISH YOUR DAD WE'RE GOOD, I WISH GROWN UPS UNDERSTOOD!?" I sang out quickly approaching Junko. "I WISH WE MET BEFORE THEY CONVINCED YOU LIFE IS WAR, I WISH YOU'D COME WITH ME!?" I continued singing grabbing and pulling Junko closer to me. She was stunned but the next part she said made me a bit stunned to. "I wish I had more TNT!" She sang back laughing a bit. And just like in the musical and movie we wrestled for the gun, until I heard the bang... But it wasn't Junko that got shot... It was me... Damn it I failed, I failed everyone.....
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"You're so predictable Asuka, tricking you into thinking that there was a bomb was the easy part. Plus, sacrifice yourself to save everyone is even more selfless, may I ask why? " Junko said stepping on my chest. "Their my classmates, so I need to save everyone... Including... You.... " I said, crap I think this is it, I'm done for. Everything faded to black once again, and this time.....

I don't think I'm waking up......