The Ultimate "Werido"

The House doesn't always win..

Asuka's POV

I woke up in the infirmary with a splitting headache. I tried getting up only to feel something hit me head, I turn around to see Aoi angry. "W-Why did you do that?" I asked confused, "Q-Quite the a-a-act, where's alter-ego..." I hear Toko say in a stern voice. I was confused as hell I just woke up from Celestia bashing my head in (again) with a hammer. "What are you talking about, Celestia took it..." I said with a confused look on my face. "Mondo, Leon, Hifumi you guys believe me, don't you guys?" I asked waiting for someone to back me up. "I believe you." Leon and Hifumi both said as they made their way to help my balance myself. Once I did, I was able to finally tell my side of the story. "I woke up before the morning announcements and decided to talk to alter-ego, and after asking some questions I was attacked by Tae-Celestia and grabbed Alter-ego leaving me there unconscious until I was able to get to Hifumi's dorm." I explained, but I knew for a fact that nobody bought it. "S-So you t-think w-will really b-b-believe that?" Toko said biting her nail. "Listen I-" Before I could finish my sentence something a voice could be heard in my bag, making me visible scared.

LEON KUWATA AND HIFUMI YAMADA HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!

Aoi grabbed my bag and took out the gaming console, it showed a list of people who were in my party. Then it spoke out "Would you like to go over who you need to save?"

Party:

--Mondo Owada--

--Leon Kuwata--

--Hifumi Yamada--

"Aoi give it back!" I said in a stern voice holding my hand out "How can we trust you if your hiding-" Aoi was interrupted by a scream and looked at the console to see Hifumi and Kiyotaka dead on the floor with their heads bashed in. I snatched the console out of her hands and put it back in my bag. "W-WHAT WAS THAT!?" Kiyotaka screamed holding his head in fear. "I was able to stop murders from happening due to this console, I made a promise to myself to stop anyone from dying from the masterminds' hands...." I spoke tugging at me hair from one my bun-ponytails. "W-Why didn't you tell us sooner?" Yasahiro asked. "I-I don't know...I just had a gut feeling to not tell anyone, mondo was the only one that knows about this." I said still playing with my hair. "Do you at least know who the culprit is?" Leon asked as putting on my shoulder. "It's the ultimate gambler...Taeko Yasahiro." I spoke looking at Celestia Ludenberg. "My name is Celestia ludenberg, plus you have no proof." She said look at me. "I think I have a theory on how you would commit the murder, you would plant Alter-ego in Kiyotaka's room and tell Hifumi that you were forced to get alter-ego, which angering Hifumi..." I explained, getting closer to Celestia. "And seeing how Hifumi is with 2D people, He would do anything to get his hands on him, even killing someone for it, you'd probably fake a plan in which you both would graduate, but you lied, do you want me to continue?" I asked only inches away from Celestia. "...Huhu, what did I do for you to paint me as the villain?" Celestia said in a chilling calm way.

SMACK

The bitch slapped me then grabbed me by the shirt and what happened next scared the shit out of me. "BECAUSE EVEN MORE A FEBAL MINDED JACKASS, YOU COULDN'T BE MORE SORLY MISTAKEN!?" She shouted at me almost yelling in my ear. "YOUR ONLY YELLING BECAUSE I'M RIGHT ARNE'T I!" I yelled back holding my cheek. "YOU KNOW NOTHING, YOU AREN'T EVEN RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING!?" She yelled back at me grabbing my hair messing it and threw me to the ground. "BUT THERES ONE THING THAT KNOW ABOUT YOU, AND THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME!!" I shouted back at her. "HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME ABOUT MY FULL NAME, I'LL KILL YOU!?" She yelled back at me once again, I'm pretty sure this just became a shouting match. "FINE LET'S ASSUME I'M TRIPPING BALLS RIGHT NOW, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL US YOUR REAL NAME" I screamed Junko holding me back stopping me from slapping her. "GLADY BUT WANT YOUR FULL UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, MY REAL NAME IS CELESTIA LUDENBURG!!!" Celestia shouted also being held back, by Hifumi of course. "WELL, LISTEN UP YOU HOT-TOPIC RIPOFF AND REALLY LISTEN, OUR DIGITAL NOTEBOOKS ARE PROGRAMED TO DISPLAY OUR FULL NAMES ONCE WE TURN THEM ON, SO IF YOU REALLY WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE, THEN SHOW US TAEKO YASAHIRO!?" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

..........

"Admit it Taeko, you've lost..." I said calming down slowly. Everyone was shocked about how loud our screaming match was. I have to be right, I just gotta be right..." 'You've lost' dear oh dear, that string of words takes me back." She said gaining her composure. "So, I'm right?" I asked still being held back by Junko. "You are quite right my dear, guess the house doesn't always win..." Celestia said fixing her hair. I went to go fix mine to when I grabbed Junko's hair by accident and pulled it.  "OMG, I'M SO SOR-" before I could even finish my sentence, I realized I pulled off a wig and she just looked at me shocked.

 We all were shocked. "W-Who are you" we all said in unison.... (She's still wearing Junko's outfit and she doesn't have the knife.)