Dog Bowl Aids 2: Sessions 7 & 8

Stress Makes You Bald

*Author's note: Hello readers. I want to bring an issue to light that many of you have brought to my attention. Some of you have noticed that the title of the story and aspects of the series are not original creations. It was never my intention to plagiarize and pass off these creations as my own, but rather to share my inspirations in a meaningful capacity. I would like to credit the youtuber Fawdz for his many influences on this series. I am truly sorry for whatever harm I may have caused, and will be more transparent with you in the future. Thank you.*

The group finished their coronas and carne asada and started discussing their plans for what to do next.

Garret: So let me get this straight, you killed that brat, and in his dying words he just lets slip that the Imperialists have a secret super weapon to end this war? Don't you think this might be some trap?

Dom: He has a point Alex, it seems almost too far fetched.

Jimmy: Well, come to think of it, when I was in school, the imperialist army would make us mine this material that was used in their military equipment.

Alex: Okay, but that just seems like the run of the mill child labor, what's so different about that?

Jimmy: Usually they would have the adults mine this ore, but they needed this thing in bulk, maybe Takayuki was telling the truth, but why?

Alex: He mentioned he was the last of his clan, but never specified who they were. All he said was he followed a strange religion and always killed his enemies with a smile. Kinda weird if you ask me.

Dom: No, I've delt with these people. They called themselves the Gato clan. I lost a lot of good family to them. The Imperialists must have wiped them out.

Garret: Yeah, I sold a lot of guns to the Imperialists to kill those sons of bitches. Good money, I tell ya.

Alex: Well now we know the motivation of why he snitched, he wanted revenge, but couldn't finish the job. Now we need to figure out how to stop this weapon.

Garret: Well don't you have the full force of the FAWDZ military behind you? You are their leader after all.

Jimmy: True, but that doesn't mean a whole lot, the military practically got wiped out at bear coast and the capitol. All that would be left is the airships and some cars with no one to operate them.

Dom: Cars you said? I think I have a plan...

Time passes by while Dom discusses his plan

Alex: Dom, this is impossible! We wouldn't be able to parachute cars down into the imperialist capitol without getting shot down.

Dom: You know, my friend Roman said something similar to me once, he said, "this just turned from mission impossible to mission in-fricken-sanity!" But I'll let you in on something, nothing is impossible when you have family. Besides, I've done this before.

Alex: Garret, do you think you have the weapons to mount on these cars?

Garret: Who do I look like to you? Of course I have them, forgetta bout it!

Jimmy thinks to himself: Has Garret always been Italian? It's not even a native italian accent, it's not quite jersey shore italian but definitely new York italian. He does have the olive skin complexion of a northern italian however...

Dom: I'll be able to install these guns too, I’m one of those boys who appreciates a fine body regardless of the make.

Jimmy again to himself: why does dom just insert random quotes from his film franchise...this one didn't even make sense...

Alex: Great, well I hope this plan works. We're putting all our cards on the table.

Moments pass by as the group starts to modify their cars. Blood, sweat, and tears from all members go into the creation of these vehicles.

Dom: We have a problem guys...the fuse box on this cars engine bay is no good. The car will never even roll if we don't replace it.

Jimmy: Well can't we just buy it or something?

Alex: I don't think so, this is a special military vehicle. No public vendor would sell this. We really have no other choice than to go back to the capitol. We can salvage some parts from cars there of the same model.

Jimmy: That seems dangerous though, we don't know what's there, maybe the imperialists invaded already.

Dom: We have to risk it, the fate of the world may be at stake...

Next time on Dog Bowl Aids 2!

Session 9: Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter!