Knifes

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RHM: Knives have so many great versatile uses; cutting apples, dicing tomatoes, chopping onions, opening boxes, playing darts, throwing at peoples heads, impalement, murder, decapitation, disembowelment, and starting fires for arson

Reginald, nervously: Dear I think you're boring everyone

RHM: *looks at everyone's horror-stricken faces*

RHM: They don't loo-

Reginald: Trust me, they are

Burt: Well done RHM you have the whole meeting laughing

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