RHM: Knives have so many great versatile uses; cutting apples, dicing tomatoes, chopping onions, opening boxes, playing darts, throwing at peoples heads, impalement, murder, decapitation, disembowelment, and starting fires for arson
Reginald, nervously: Dear I think you're boring everyone
RHM: *looks at everyone's horror-stricken faces*
RHM: They don't loo-
Reginald: Trust me, they are
Burt: Well done RHM you have the whole meeting laughing