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Scaramouche's Sibling||GN!

You? As a Harbinger? pfft, as if. No really though, you are a Harbinger. As Scaramouche's younger sibling, you have to take work seriously. No matter if Childe invites you to hang around Snezhenaya, no matter if Signora gives you permission to do her hair. Scaramouche is very serious about working, and you should live up to his expectation. He's not really soft for his siblings. He's just nice to the parents.

"You bastard!" Scaramouche yelled at you, and you stuck out your tongue. "You're the one who said you could do it all by yourself!" You teased, and he growled. "Don't be such a dog now, and stay still! Let me patch you up!" Scaramouche huffed. You two were on a stroll in Snezhenaya until you two came across some Lawachurl. He said he could handle it, so you left him while he tried defeating the huge monster. 

"You could've at least helped me after you saw I was struggling." Scaramouche stated. "I'm such a good sibling. Now let me heal you damn it! Take off your shirt." 
"You pervert!" He yelled. "I'm your sibling Scara!" He coughed and shook his head. "Let my shirt go!" He shouted, as you tried taking off his worn out clothes. "Do you wanna feel better or not Scara?!" 

"What's with all the shouting here?" Childe slid open the door, and saw Scaramouche kicking and punching you while you tried to get his shirt off to heal him. "What are you two bickering over this time? I could hear you guys all the away across from my room." Signora coughed, and saw the problem.

"Get your dirty hands off of me!" You two bickered on and you just threw a pillow at him, as he threw a pillow back. 

"YOU FILTHY-"