Under editing! Genshin Impact Oneshots / Headcanons

Romeo and Julius||Thoma||M!

(Title taken by a game called A3! And GN! one of Thoma coming soon.)

"'Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?'" Ayaka muttered, and sighed. "Why do I have to be Juliet? Can't it be him?" Ayaka asked, massaging her temple. "What do you mean by 'him', milady?" Thoma laughed, holding the Romeo part of the script in his hands. 

"As in, Y/N. He's much more fit for this than I." Ayaka stated. "Juliet is a role for a female milady." Thoma says, and Ayaka shakes her head. "Then make it Romeo and Julius. Julius could be a male name." Thoma sighed. 

"Even if he were to take this role, we're kind of rivals in real life too." Ayaka laughs. "Perfect for a Romeo and Julius story." Ayaka says. "Milady..." 
"I'll go and get him, you stay here while reading the lines." Ayaka stood up, and left the Komore Teahouse. 

"Sir Y/N." The white haired girl says, waving at the boy. "Ah, Miss Kamisato! What would you need today?" You put one hand on your hip. "Would you come and take the role of Juliet for me? Do not worry! Instead of Juliet, it's going to be Julius." Ayaka smiles and you chuckle. 

"Of course, if that's all you need." You both nod, and head over to the teahouse. You enter, and meet eyes with Thoma. "Why is he here Miss Kamisato?" You ask, tensed up. "Well I never specified who would be Romeo!" She laughs.

"He's Romeo." You state blandly, in a bored tone. "Have a problem Y/N?" Thoma laughs. "No, not at all..." You scowl at him. "Whatever, let's get this over with." You say.

"You guys should really stop bickering like dogs." Ayaka says, once finished with the script. As you two went on about annoying each other, Ayaka coughed. "You two could really make Romeo and Julius in real life, you two actually love each other but are rivals." Ayaka said, a bit loudly.

"Huh." Thoma and you both turn to the Kamisato lady. "You heard me." Ayaka smirks. "I swear, Thoma what did you tell her." You demand answers. "I promise, I didn't tell her anything about us!" Thoma raises his hands up, and you punch his chest. "I swear Y/N! I don't think no one knows about our relationship!" 

Ayaka looks at both of you with a shocked face. "You two were dating and never told me?!" 
"See?" Thoma says to you. 

"Welp, we're screwed." 
"You blew our cover, Y/N."
"Shut up Thoma!"
"I still love you!"