Vines

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Chris: You better buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's

Y/n: We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Chris: no.

Random: Who's the hottest uber driver you ever had?

Hank *drunk*: um I never went to oovoo jaber.... wait-

Cole *in heaven*: really dad?

Chris: man it's a beautiful day outside

M/n: not as beautiful as me

Literally everyone: *deep breath* Boi

Y/n *mad at Alice because she broke olie*: look what you did?!

Alice *feels bad*: sorry

Y/n: you're such a fur ball!

Connor: *dramatic gasp*

Connor: so is it any wonder that people are scared of technology?

Markus: *throws a phone at a random person* technology!

Person: omg!

M/n: introducing the pencil. You can write with it you can..... what else can you do with a pencil?!

Everyone: Shove it down your throat!

M/n: you can shove it down your. What-

Connor: if it's one thing I know how to do in this it's how to cook

Kara: alright what are you making fire over there?

Connor; *notices the fire* OmG!!!

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