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Pink Hank x Reader SMUT.

((Dang I like Pink Hank. Anyways SUFFER, Unless you like the man too... Then I guess you'll like this?))

Inspired by:  bunyye6

You woke up after a very nice sleep, and then turned to your side to see a pink coat on your coat hanger in your room. You quickly got up knowing someone was in your room. You got up and searched the room for the person you knew who's coat was on your coat hanger, but you never noticed the giant figure creeping up behind you. The figure ((Pink Hank)) said, "I'm back." Then he gave you a giant ass hug with his giant ass arms. You got startled of course, but you were used to this; So Pink Hank and you ((the reader)) have been friends for quite a while, and I mean QUITE A WHILE. Pink Hank would go onto short missions while you're asleep. He would come back to the base, and would go into your room. Just to give you a hug from behind once in a while, but he's been doing it even more recently.

"Hey there Pink! I think we should join the others outside, now should we?" You said. Pink Hank nodded slowly while carrying you outside your room, and to the main room. Where you were greeted to Wank, Hank, Deimos, and Sanford. The others saw you two arrive, then they all scoot over to make space for you two. Pink Hank was still hugging you even after you guys sat down on a single chair. The others saw, but said nothing; Since they see this on a daily biases now. You tapped Pink Hank, and he looks at you like a fucking cute ass animal. You said, "Sorry to bother you Pink, but... I think you should let go of me now?" He nodded at what you said, and let you go, putting you into a chair next to him. Then everyone ((Wank, Hank, Pink Hank, Deimos, Sanford, and you or Y/N)) ate their food in silence. Till Deimos broke the silence saying, "Soo Pink. Why are you clingy to Y/N?"

You didn't think Deimos was the type to ask a question like that to be honest! Then Deimos continued, "You've been clinging onto Y/N more recently... So. What is the reason Pink?" Pink Hank just stared at you for a short while before speaking. He said, "Because. I think I should, and stuff." You clearly saw that Pink Hank was blushing under his mask. You didn't think the others saw, but Hank saw also. Hank got up grabbed Pink Hank's arm, and walked to a different room dragging Pink Hank.

Hank asked Pink angrily, "Hey. Are you okay? You're acting awfully weird towards Y/N now a days." Pink just looked at Hank then shrugged walking back to the main room. Hank followed after Pink Hank looking as emotionless as ever.

Wank got up from the table, and walked to the couch laying down and sharpening her knives ((Yes I believe Wank/White Hank is a female)) While the trio ((Hank, Deimos, and Sanford)) were talking about a plan for a mission. ((Timeskip to a few hours later.)) The trio left to go onto a mission, while Wank went out to get stuff like more supplies, and stuff. It was just you and Pink Hank. 

While you were just laying down on the couch, Pink Hank walked to the couch then sat on your tiny and frail body staring at you. You winced in pain for a second, but never showed that you were really in pain, just because of those eyes. Those eyes that were staring at you, as if he wanted something from you. ((Ahhaha. You know where this is going.)) You asked, "Pink. I know you want something. What is the thing you want." Pink Hank said eagerly, "Could we play a video game? The winner get's to do whatever they want!" You thought for a moment, thinking if you should go on with this. You sighed and agreed to do this. Pink said, "Could we do that one game called.." He thought for a moment "Mario Kart?"

You looked at him. Knowing he was shit at that game, but you knew you were a skilled player. So you knew this was gonna be a easy challenge. You said yes then Pink Hank booted up the console you use to play Mario Kart on, and got the controllers and things. When the game had finished loading you chose Peach, and Pink Hank chose Baby Peach. ((Man. This actually happened at School actually. I was Baby Peach, and my friend was Peach.)) You guys played two rounds on that one Chomper map, and sadly Baby Peach ((aka Pink Hank)) won. You sighed in sadness, and waited for Pink Hank to say something embarrassing. Like jumping. ((I don't know. Heard that Jumping was embarrassing for some females.)) Pink Hank thought while staring at you with his Pink Googles, then finally said, "Come here." You did as he said and scooted over to him.