21st century tampon

chapter 2

"bRoOOo nO hOmoOoOo" yuri's voice cracked.
"chillax my shirt was just wet" he replied. he prepares some warm supper and water for the both of you. "YES I DO THE COOKING YES I DO THE CLEANING" kurt shouts from the top of his lungs. he's really out here doing the most.

fast forward, you two finish eating and are just chilling on the couch watching jojos. everything was fine until, you both grabbed a pillow to put on your lap 😳
as much as you love jojo, you couldn't stop looking at him. and you know he noticed. you guys decide to watch hentai because bros who watch hentai together stay together.

it was a couple hours of just watching hentai and staring at kurt, kind of creepy ngl my guy. all of a sudden you feel your eyelids getting heavy, you fight back the sleepiness but fail, you drift off to sleep.

KURT'S POV
he's fallen asleep, you think to yourself. you watch as he takes small breaths in and out then all of a sudden a gigantic humongous out of this world fart rips out from him. you take in the intoxicating fumes and are reminded of your farting contests back in school.
you always had the time of your lives together.

you pull a blanket over him so he isn't freezing and just as you get up from the couch the door swings wide open.
"hey! you're still awake?" says jv...

your husband.

to be continued...