Deez r God’s rules and if yo ass break em, God gonn break yo neck.
1. If y’all niggas believe in anotha god, I swear to God, I mean myself… Imma bust a cap up yo ass.
2. If yo ass worships anyone else besides me, you gonn to Hell. You THINK Im gone let you cheat on me that easily?..
3. Use my name wit a curse word, bad dings will happen to yo ass.
4. Drag yo lazy ass self and go to fuckin church on Sundays. If not, Imma hunt choo down, and slap a hoe.
5. You know the niggas dat fucked and made yo ass? Yeah, respect dem. Dey yo mama and papa, dey can abort yo ass. I don’t give a fuck how old yo ass is.
6. No shanking bitches.
7. Don’t cheat on yo bitch. Fuck the shit out of dem, and only dem.
8. Don’t take shit dat isn’t yours. Fuck mang, go buy the shit. Yo ass don’t know if a nigga gonn cut you or what.
9. Speak of duh truth, and only duh truth. I hate lying little bitches.
10. Don’t be a little bitch, and cry over things yo ass don’t gots. Pussies like dat go to Hell with dat bum ass nigga Satan.
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Da Holiee Bible of My Hood
HumorIf you read Dis Errrday Jesus Christ will totally Forgive all your sins And you shall Totally go chill with gawd when you die and shiet
