Me: *walks into Michael's office* Michael! Guess what? We have another dare!
Michael: Awesome! I'm almost done with my business stuff, so how about you wait for me in the kitchen?
Me: Okay!
*The host goes into the kitchen and sits down at the table*
Me: Yo Bill! Can I ask you something?
Bill: Hi Emily! What's up?
Me: Michael just got another dare from the fans and he got dared to do the Lie Detector Challenge. Can you hook up Michael to the lie detector?
Bill: Sure, no problem at all!
(*Bill and the host go to the kitchen and then Michael arrives*)
Me: Okay Applehead, this fan dared you to do the Lie Detector challenge.
Michael: *smiles* Wow! I've heard of famous people doing that. *sits down at the kitchen table*
Bill: *hooks Michael up to the lie detector*
Me: *takes out a list of questions and answers* You're going to be answering some questions, Michael. This is called a lie detector and the machine can tell us whether you're lying or not.
Michael: Um...what happens if I answer the question incorrectly?
Me: *giggles softly* You'll just have to wait and see.
Michael: Oh boy...
Bill: *smiles* It'll be okay, Michael. Just relax.
Me: *looks at my list of questions and answers*
Question #1: Is it true that you had an affair with the host when you first met?
Michael: W-what? No, I've never done that. We were just close friends.
Me: But what about the time we had—
Michael: *giggles* No! Don't say it.
Bill: *chuckles to himself* Michael, calm down. This isn't going out to the public.
Michael: I know, but I'm shy. You know that I get embarrassed very easily.
Me: Okay, let's move on.
Question #2: Are you a virgin?
Michael: *blushes heavily* Y-yes...I've had sex before. But I'm not saying who or when.
Me: *to Bill* So far so good?
Bill: *looks at the lie detector machine* Yes, Michael's doing fantastic.
Me: Great! Next question.
Question #3: What is your opinion on this person?
Me: *places a autographed photo of Prince (the singer) in front of Michael*
Michael: Um...I guess I could say that we're friends?
Me: NOPE! Incorrect!
(*Michael feels a shock in his hand, but it's not deadly and won't hurt him*)
Michael: Ouch! *puts his finger in his mouth in pain* Why'd you do that for?
Me: You lied Michael. That's what happens when you don't tell the God's honest truth during a lie detector test.
Michael: Oww...my finger...
Me: Michael, don't be so dramatic. It's not enough to hurt you.
Michael: But you didn't have to shock me, though!
Me: Okay! Moving on to the next question...
Michael: *mumbles while pouting* You're such a big meanie...
Question #4: Can you spell your last name BACKWARDS?
Michael: *rolls his eyes, and then feels a little shock in his other hand* Oww! Really Emily?
Me: Don't roll your cute little eyes at me. It's rude to do that when having a conversation with someone.
Michael: *pouts* You didn't even give me a chance to answer the question.
Me: Answer the question Action Jackson.
Michael: Action wha—? Okay fine! It's S-O-N-K-A-C-J.
Bill: That's correct.
Me: Okay, we'll do one more and then we're done.
Michael: Thank you...😮💨
Question #5: If I made a whole apple pie, and there's only four pieces and Chris Tucker snuck in and took them all, how many pieces of the apple pie are left?
Michael: That's easy. It's Zero.
Bill: Correct. *unhooks the lie detector from Michael's hand and arm*
Michael: Oww...my finger still hurts from getting that shock.
Me: *giggles* Aww Michael! Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?
Michael: Yes please.
Me: *kisses Michael's finger* There. All better?
Michael: *chuckles* Yes. Thank you Emily.
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🎁🎄Truth or Dare With Michael Jackson: (Christmas edition) 🎁🎄
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