Me: I just got my first dare in a long time!
Michael: Oooh? What is it?
Me: I get to do the Baby food challenge!
Michael: I've got plenty of that stuff from when I used to feed my children when they were babies.
Me: Aww! Let's get to it!
(*Michael Jackson and the host sit down on the couch after Michael brings the box of baby food from the kitchen*)
Michael: You have to be blindfolded, baby.
Me: What? No way! I won't be able to see what I'm doing.
Michael: *giggles* Aw, don't worry. I'll help you.
Me: *sighs* Fine. 😑
Michael: *carefully ties the blindfold around my head* Is that comfortable?
Me: Uh huh.
Michael: *laughs* Okay...
(*Michael opens up a thing of baby food and holds it near my face so I can smell it*)
Me: Eww! That smells like a vegetable. Yuck!
Michael: No, they're not nasty. Vegetables are good for you.
Me: *gags when I smell the baby food* I-Is it carrot baby food?
Michael: Yes! You did it! *picks up a different baby food and puts a spoon inside and then puts it in my mouth*
Me: *almost spits it out in disgust*
Michael: *catches the baby food I spat out with a napkin* No No, you can't spit it out.
Me: But it tastes like (*bleep!*) Literally!
Michael: Huh? *sniffs it and almost drops it in shock* Oh God...🤢 Some animal might have put their Doo Doo in the baby food. I'm sorry.
Me: *barfs in a bucket* 🤮
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🎁🎄Truth or Dare With Michael Jackson: (Christmas edition) 🎁🎄
FanfictionHappy Holidays and have a Merry Xmas everyone!
