Warning:
-Swearing
Y/N POV
"Babe," Ant comes into his room, which I'm laying in. "Yes?" I say, moving my phone and looking at my loving boyfriend.
"I'm recording a video with Simo, he wants to go on the golf cart, wanna come?" He asks. I shrug and toss my phone at the edge of his bed, sitting up. "Sure, just don't throw me off again," I giggle and go over with him.
"That was your fault, last time!" He says as we walk out the front door. "Okay, but the other times were your reckless driving," I argue back, and Simo smiles.
"Hey Simo!" I wave and he waves back with a smile. Ant pulls me over to the golf cart and hops on with Simo. I get on the back, holding on to the metal, knowing he can get crazy. I'm practically back to back with Ant. "You ready, both of you?" He asks.
"I'm good," I claim as Simo says some random shit into his camera. Ant starts driving down the dirt road, already gaining speed. "So, we're on golf carts," Simo randomly says.
"Hey, what's up, we're on a golf cart," Ant replies, looking quickly from Simo's camera to the road. "He is a psycopathic driver, look at this fuckin shit," Simo claims, turning his camera around to the front as Ant doesn't control himself.
"I mean, what can I say?" He chuckles, letting go of the wheel for a minute before gaining control again. "Man's gonna kill us all," Simo mumbles.
"Oh, we're gonna handbreak drift this," Simo says as Ant approaches a turn. I get worried, looking back at the guys. "No, physically not, I'm not throwing my girlfriend off the golf cart again," Ant laughs and does the turn normal. My worries fade with a laugh from myself.
"Again?" Simo questions. "Again," Ant confirms.
"The thing is, it happened twice! One time was my fault, the other time wasn't," He looks back at me in quick glances. "How... How did the other time happen?" Simo asks, genuinely confused.
"The first time, okay... I decided, funny drift. She fell off, didn't get any injuries. Second time, I thought, okay, let's slowly take this sharp turn. I go around the corner and then I just hear a scream, and you tumble off the fucking golf cart," He turns back to me, now talking to me instead of Simo. "You didn't scream, but I just... Heard this loud like," He slams his hand on the steering wheel, making Simo and I both laugh.
"Yeah, literally!" Ant laughs himself and continues. "It was just," He hits the wheel again with his palm.
"And I turned around and she's gone and lying on the ground," He finishes explaining, continuing to focus on driving. "Man overboard," Simo shouts.
"Man overboard!" Ant copies. "Oh god," He chuckles.
Lil time skip
"Oh god," Simo mutters. "This is where we die," He adds. Once again, Ant is paying no care to how he's driving.
"I can feel my man tiddies bouncing," Ant suddenly speaks after a bit of silence. I laugh with them as Simo dies. "What the fuck?" He mumbles to himself.
"Anime cat girl moment," Ant adds. Ant's phone starts ringing, making him pick it up but still focus. "Man's got a fucking Minecraft ringtone," Simo states.
"Dude, the audio is gonna be ass," Ant tells him. "Oh, I know," Simo replies with a laugh.
"Imma have to subtittle and I don't know how to fucking subtittle," He adds. "I can do subtittling, it's just a pain in the ass," Ant claims.
"I'm trying so hard not to grab the wheel to hold on by accident," Simo giggles, wobbling, making me laugh. I guess I'm not the only one who can't stay on the golf cart. "Just grab my arm," Ant replies, now we're going down the hill.
"You are a psycho!" Simo yells as Ree Kid swerves of the trail a little. "Who let this man drive?" Simo continues.
"My dad," Ant smiles and laughs as he answers. "Keep in mind, you have a passanger," I shout. They both laugh and Simo turns his camera back around to him, putting it barely over his shoulder.
"Yep!" Ree Kid shouts, not caring. "We've got a passanger," Simo mutters.
"We've got a passanger," Ree Kid copies. "A gay woman, who is also my girlfriend," Ant laughs, making me laugh loudly too.
"I'm gonna grab a flower," Ant slows down, reaching over the side and onto the ground. "I'm gonna grab a fucking flower," He repeats himself. He stops for a split second before going again.
"Fuck," He mumbles to himself, keeping one hand on the wheel. "Ah, I got hit wth something, what the fuck was that?" Simo has a mini freak out.
"That was not a butterfly, that thing was fucking massive!" He exclaims. "Probably a moth," Ant replies, shrugging and chuckling. That makes no sense, but it's Ree Kid, why would it make sense? He stops the cart again, bending down and snatching a flower from the grass.
"I got the flower," He states, as he hits a bump and makes me lose my grip, falling off. I catch myself, but yell. "We lost her!" Simo exclaims, they both look back at me. I climb back on and Ant asks me a question.
"How are you the first person to always fall off?" He asks me. I shrug and giggle. "By the way, queen, here you go, for you," He hands the small yellow dandelion to me. I blush at the nickname and chuckle, taking it from him. He can do the stupidest things, but that's what makes him.
"Queen," I mock, holding it back to him. "What?" His voice cracks and I laugh, pulling my arm back. Simo and Ant both laugh at my actions as Ant continues driving.
"Queen, for you," He hands me another random flower and I stuff it in my mouth. "She ate the flower," He states, looking back at the road. I chuckle and sigh, falling into my own thoughts. I love this man...
Alright, kind of just... funny? Not really loving, but kind of? Whatever you take it as. The video that I got the whole idea from is above!
