Imagine queen (humour)

Dammit Brian! What kind of a comeback was that!?

*my point of view (alice)*

*this is before they're famous and really young*

- just to let yall know, I'm not with any of the members, I'm just a friend-
P.s u may be wondering why I've put myself into it, it's because it's easier to write from my point of view, and from a woman's point of view too Kay? I love you all and THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR THE VOTES AND COMMENTS! Also if u want to request one or have any ideas, just DM me
( WARNING: crude humour in this)

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I greeted the boys as they all piled into the van, we where off to some kind of market that freddie found out about and persuaded us all to come along. I wasn't sure why he wanted to go so eagerly but brian told me 'there's this girl..' And that's all I needed to hear to confirm my spot in the van.

" hello darling" freddie said leaning over the seat, he then sat in the front with brian driving, Roger, John and I all sat in the back.

"Heyyyy" I said with a yawn to everyone. It was early morning and I felt like I was frozen in the back.

" holy crap it's cold out there!" John said climbing in and fastening his seat belt.

I noticed the only one with us that hadn't said hello was brian this morning. And freddie seemed to have the biggest glare on his face. They didn't dare look at each other as we were driving. Everyone was stuck in an awkward silence until brian dropped his sunglasses when he was trying to put them on his head with one hand and drive at the same time.

" whoops a Daisy's" he said picking them up again. Fred turned and stared at him.

" what?" Brian asked confused

" what did you just say?" Freddie asked with a smirk.

" argh shut up fred" Brian replied through his teeth.

" you said, whoops a Daisy's!" Freddie grinned

" and?"

" who the fuck says that apart from little girls!?" Freddie laughed. Brian stiffened in his seat and his knuckles became white on the steering wheel.

" are you questioning my masculinity? Because if you are then that's pretty rich coming from you who's wearing a bright blue feather boa right now." Brian answered smugly.

Freddie gasped " how is that rich coming from me!?"

" oh no nevermind, just that well, your a Virgin and all.."

" HEY! well for your information I'm not any more Brian , I lost it last night" Freddie said grinning, Brian was becoming annoyed and freddie knew just how to provoke him.

" sure ya did" Brian said sarcastically, we all just sat and listened, all of us on the edge of our seats, this was about to get interesting.

" oh trust me, ask your sister" Freddie replied.

"Owwwww!" The three of us said laughing

" I don't have a sister, dumb ass" Brian said as if freddie knew nothing.

" you will in about 9 months" Freddie smirked earning a big " BURRRRRRN!" From all of us, Roger was laughing so dramatically hard right now. Brian looked as if about to explode.

" yeah well I'm surprised, your probably the size of a tic-tac, my mum actually has standards" Brian said very pleased with himself. We all went quite and waited for Freddies answer to that.

" then can you explain to me why your mums breath is so fresh?" Freddie came back winning again.

" ARGH freddie if you really want to fight then just hit me like a man instead of coming up with stupid insults!" Brian raised his voice.

We all stayed completely quite but freddie just couldn't hold his tongue .

" I would but I was raised not to hit girls" he whispered. This enraged Brian so much.

" you know you must have a lot of time on your own to come up with all of your' Come backs' and now I realise why your such a loner" Brian said glaring out the front window at the road.

" why? Why am I such a loner huh!?" Freddie yelled

" because no one has any time for you!" Brian shot back hurting Freddies feelings, but his pain didn't last long since he had yet.. Another stupid thing to top the argument.

" you may not have the time for me, but your mum took all the time she needed last night!" Freddie laughed at himself.

Roger and John were about to piss themselves at this point.

" HAHAHAHA OH MY- IM FUCKEN YODELLING!" I yelled laughing hysterically.

" argh freddie! YOUR SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS!!" Brian yelled over the top of our laughter.

" THATS WHAT SHE SAID!" Freddie yelled back.