A visit from a visit clown and a dog (things get about down from there)

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Question of the chapter. Are you a fan of Laughing Jack? I kind of am. Lol.
(Laughing Jack's POV)
Jeff opened the door and Smile Dog pounced on him. He laughed and scratched the dog behind his ears. Smile grunted in pleasure, then got off of him.
"LJ!!!" Jeff shouted, and greeted me with me hug.
"Jeff! I heard you have a bitch!!" I shouted back. He let out a belly of laughter and nodded. From the corner of my eye I saw a girl, maybe sixteen, at the staircase. She had H/C hair, and S/C skin that looked like (any kind of candy that your skin looks like) and I nearly drooled. She looked tasty. Jeff saw me goggling at his bitch and punched me in the arm.
"Ow!" I whined. "What was that for?"
"For making googly eyes at my slave," he growled. I looked back at the girl and saw she had a friend. The friend wasn't as pretty (sorry Zoe. I want to be hot. Be glad you got Eyeless Jack-ass. Lol see what I did there) but she was pretty (happy). She had thin back hair and clear skin. The H/C hair colored girl still had some pimples, and it only made it look like she was filled with flaws, and I loved that.
"Ellos!" Jeff's slave greeted me. I rubbed my arm, smiled at her and waved.
"Does she speak English?" I whispered to Jeff.
"I think," he whispered back. She laughed. It made my . . . well, let's say something bulge.
"It's my weird greeting. I get rid of the H in Hello, added a S at the end, and viola! It's a weird greeting!!" She explained. All of the boys went ohh! and the girl laughed. It turned me in when the H/C hair colored girl laughed. She ran down the stairs and shook my hand. I blushed deeply.
"My names Y/N, and you're Laughing Jack!! You know, I don't know what I think about clowns. Maybe I like em, maybe I don't. We'll never know," she said, and laughed again. But when she isn't smiling and laughing I see a permanent scowl on her face. (I do have one). I wanted to kiss her until she smiled forever. What am I doin! Gotta stop this every time some girl has a laugh that turns me on and loves candy. I think. And reminds me of candy. I started to drool while staring at her, but whipped it away and looked away before anyone could notice.
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Laughing Jack x reader? NOT!! LOL! It's just a crush. Or is it?! *dramatic music* I've been wanting to do that in public! Lol!
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(Y/N's POV)
I think LJ likes me. He blushed when I shook his hand, and his face would flush when I laughed. FINALLY!! Someone loves me!! Yay! (Sad little ol' me don't have anyone to love other than a drunken mother. Sorry. Don't pity me. I'm heartless, remember. I feed off of negative energy. Hate me! But love my book. Lol) But my heart belongs to Jeff. But... I could love Jack. You never know. Lol.
(Smile Dog's POV)
I saw this girl, Y/N, who seems pretty. LJ seems to like her. A little too much. I saw his boner. Gross. Now I hate bones. I trotted side by side with Jeff as he went to the kitchen to get a beer.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!!" I heard Y/N scream. Jeff and I ran down the hallway and found Y/N standing before LJ, glaring at him as he sat there in shame.
"What the Hell happened?" Jeff asked.
"Bimbo here tried to flirt with me!!" Y/N hissed. LJ stirred in his spot.
"How?!" Jeff glared at LJ.
"By fucking calling me pretty and putting his hand on my fucking leg! Than, as if things weren't sexual enough, he tried to fucking kiss me!!" She screamed.
"GET! OUT!!!!" Jeff screamed. LJ ran for the hills.
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maybe the reason why my love for Jeff is because I never really had a male role model. Other than my moms ex husband that she married after my father. And he's really tall. Maybe that's why I have a thing for tall guys. Ew. My type is kind like Bobby (that's his name). GROSS!!! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!!!!!!! THATS DISGUSTING!!!!! *gasp* maybe he's Slenderman in disguise! Dun, dun . . . DUUUUUN!!!! (That was dramatic music btw.

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