It was a normal day, I went to sleep and had the most realistic dream I have ever had, I got selected to join Hogwarts, and not just Hogwarts but also Slytherin. I was seating in the main hall and that was the first time I saw him, he was so perfect, the best thing ever.
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MORGZ CALLS HITLER 3AM CHALLENGE(HE ANSWERS)(NOT CLICKBAIT)(100%WORKING)(GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL)(MORGZ MOM)![]()
Morgan Hudson, also known as "Morgz", has uploaded a video titled " Calling Hitler at 3 AM! *HE ANSWERED* (not clickbait)". I took it upon myself to watch this cursed video and report my findings. Below is a transcript of the video.
Scene opens in Hudson's bedroom, where his obnoxious face is taking up 90% of the camera.
M. Hudson: SO GUYS! TODAY WE WILL BE CALLING ADOLF HITLER TO ASK HIM WHAT INSPIRED HIM TO BECOME THE WORLD'S GREATEST VILLAIN! BUT FIRST, WE NEED SOME HELP FROM MY FRIENDS, OVER AT THE WAREHOUSE IN NUNEATON!
Scene cuts to inside the Hudson family car, where M. Hudson, despite being 18, cannot drive. Instead, his mom drives him to this "warehouse."
Cut to "Warehouse". Ten figures are arranged in a circle, wearing robes and chanting. One, wearing golden trimmed robes, notices the Hudsons enter. He motions to his acquaintances, and they stop chanting. They turn to the Hudsons.
Cult Leader: Ah, Brother Morgan Hudson, it is time. We hope you have the... required items... for the ritual.
M. Hudson: YA, IT SHOULD ALL BE IN THIS BAG. JUST IN CASE, REMIND ME AGAIN.
M. Hudson hands the Cult Leader a leather bag.
Cult Leader: The Heart of a Lamb, the Blade of Sacrifice, the Head of the Bull, and Skull of Man. But where is...?
M. Hudson: BLOOD OF A VIRGIN? IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
Cult Leader: Shhhh! Not so loud! Now, let us begi- wait. Where's our pizza? We haven't eaten in days!
M. Hudson: IT'S IN THE BOTTOM. IT'S PEPPERONI.
Cult Leader: Ah, I see it now. NOW, we shall begin.
There is a three minute montage of the ritual, which involves pouring the blood of a virgin over the floor, which creates a pentagram. The other items are arranged somehow, but it isn't shown. The other cultists chant.
Cult Leader: It is done. Brother Morgan Hudson, thank you for your aid.
M. Hudson: NO PROBLEM MATE. THIS'LL GIVE ME GREAT CONTENT.
The Hudsons leave. Cut to the Cult Leader.
Cultist: Master, why do we let them into our Brotherhood?
Cult Leader: Monetary support. Also, it makes me feel better that that monster's blood goes to Lord Lucifer instead of him.
After a five minute montage of driving, we get to the Call. In M. Hudson's bedroom, he is holding his cell phone, and he is calling Hitler.
M. Hudson: HERE WE GO GUYS. HE'S PICKING UP!
Hitler: Was? Wer ist das? (What? Who is this?)
M. Hudson: IS THIS ADOLF HITLER? I AM MORGAN HUDSON, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Hitler: Halt die Klappe, du bist so laut. Wie hast du meine Nummer bekommen?! (Shut up, how did you get my number?)
M. Hudson: WHY DID YOU START WWII? CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO HATE AS WELL AS YOU DO?
Hitler: Wenn Sie mich noch einmal anrufen, wird mir ein Scharfschütze ein Loch in den Kopf stechen. Auf Wiedersehen, Arschloch. (If you call me again, I will have a sniper put a hole in your head. Goodbye, {EXPLETIVE}.)
M. Hudson: WAIT! I CAN TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED AFTER YOUR DEATH!
Hitler: *Aside* Gunter was sagt dieser schweinhund .... Ah. Na was ist dann passiert? (Gunter, what is this schweinhund saying? ... Ah. Now, what happened?)
M. Hudson: GERMANY BECAME A DEMOCRATIC STATE AND SUPPORTED THE JEWS' CONSTRUCTION OF ISRAEL.
Hitler: VERDAMMTES VERDAMMTES FICHST DU KINDER FICH FICH DAMMT FICH*Hitler hangs up* ({EXPLETIVE EXPLETIVE} {EXPLETIVE} YOU KID {EXPLETIVE} {EXPLETIVE}
M. Hudson: THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. SO GUYS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND SUPPORT MY MUM
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