Few hours had passed since the prediction both Nighteye and Izuku had made. Thanks to some help by the hero board and the members of the Nighteye agency, the trap was set for Overhaul with Izuku and Butters sitting calmly in a restaurant emptied to avoid civilian casualties.
"So if Overhaul dies and you keep his head, can I have any of the neck bones you don't need?" Butters smiled with some confusion coming on the young witch doctor.
"You're a cat. What do you need bones for?"
"I like gnawing on bone marrow. You got a problem with that Mr. Has a pic of Ochako laying on her bed half naked?"
"You swore you would never...." Izuku calmed down before replying. "I wanted to help her that day and she asked me to hold it as a memorabilia."
"Was this before or after she realized what you did and thought she could never get married." Izuku raised his cane up a bit for the small cat to hold his paws out. "Alright. Don't get aggressive with me. Not my fault you're lusting over that cute and plump girl a helluva lot. If it was me doing it, I'd mount on top of her, bite her neck to know who was boss, then slide my-Ow!" Izuku smacked the small cat for giving a rather suggestive image in his head before grabbing a drink from the fountain.
"You really need a mate Butters. Maybe you'll calm down the second you get all that backed up feline testosterone out of you."
"Jeez. What are you, my dad?" Butters hopped on Izuku's shoulder for the cat to lay across them both.
"... Technically yes since I did bring you back from the dead, bottle feed you since your eyes were closed and teached you how to read."
"Fair enough, but I still want the bones."
"I don't think the others will take too kindly to you eating the remains of the neck stump of a super villain."
"Why should they care? I'm a talking cat for fuck sake."
"Yeah, one with a mouth worse than his butt."
"Oh shut up, you and I both know you're concocting your heroic speech to say to Overhaul, which he'll promptly ignore before you proceed to beat the living shit out of him, cut his head off and work your magic to then resurrect him as a shrunken head which you'll then proceed to talk even more shit to as a form of punishment."
"Your point?" Not denying this, Izuku stared at Butters, somewhat irritated by the comment.
"What the hell am I hearing right now!?" Snipe shouted on the comlink they had for Izuku and Butters to reply.
"This is an inside conversation. It doesn't concern you."
"I'm being told off by a cat and a kid?"
"Just let it go, Snipe. It'll make things easier for you if you do." Nighteye spoke up with his group monitoring the area to warn of Overhaul's arrival. Beside him, Bubble Girl overheard this argument to the point she rubs her temples to mend the frustration she had.
"Why am I hearing this argument between a cat and someone that can resurrect it?"
"Just calm down and focus on the initiative." Nighteye looked around before seeing Overhaul in the distance. "Look alive. Target has come into play." Izuku and Butters stopped their little dispute to get somewhat serious again.
Walking into the room, Overhaul looked around before seeing Izuku sitting down calmly. "So. You've come. It's a pleasure to sit down with you, Kai Chisaki." Izuku placed a drink to the other side of the table he was at. "Why don't we sit down and have a drink together."
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Voodoo Deku
FanfictionWhen Izuku was little, he was told that he was quirkless. In an effort to help him, he turned to the magical arts of voodoo and began to learn the dark arts. See how he makes his way in the world to become the first ever witch doctor hero. MHA is pr...