Voodoo Deku

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The next day came for everyone in class A with school being back in session for them. Since there wasn't something Izuku could do with Eri, he decided to have her tag along. Walking down the halls, the little girl held onto both Izuku and Ochako's hands for a large amount of people walking past to look at them in surprise.

"Wait, why the heck is there a kid here?"

"Is she their kid?"

"What the hell? Did UA let a teen mom in?"

"The guy's got balls if he got her knocked up."

Hearing the constant statements, Butters got on top of Izuku's head to stare at them and start trying to flip them off. "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, DIPSHITS!? C'MON! I'M MORE CAT THAN YOU CAN HANDLE!" Everyone ran away at the sound of the small cat with a smirk being on it's face. "Yeah. Don't fuck with me-OW!"

"Stop cursing in front of Eri. I don't want her to talk to Hound Dog and explain how she learned to cuss like a trucker from a talking cat." Izuku bonked Butters on the head before opening the door to class 1-A.

"Midoriya. Do I have to ask why we heard screaming in the halls?" Iida asked with his usual hand chopping action.

"Robocop. Do I have to ask why you look like a broken C3PO" Butters responded before seeing a red dot on a desk. "Ohhhh! A shiny red dot!" he attacked it for Ashido to laugh hysterically at the action while moving a laser pointer around.

"Sometimes I think we forget that thing is still a cat." Kaminari points out before seeing the red dot on his groin for Butters to latch his claws in. "AAAAAHHHH!!!!"

"PFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jirou started to laugh her ass off as the electric quirk user fell to the floor on his knees.

"Alright. Shut up and get in your seats." Aizawa walked through the door to immediately grab Butters and hold him in his arms while rubbing his belly.

"Oh, that's the spot. GET OFF ME HOBOMAN! Oh yeah....I'LL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT....oh right behind the ears." Butters was conflicted to the reaction as Aizawa turned to Izuku and Ochako.

"For now, Eri can stay here until we find a way to manage her being at UA. Hound Dog should also be here soon with a small desk-" The large dogman teacher came through with a mini desk in one arm before placing it on the end near Izuku's seat. "Well, there we go."

Izuku brought Eri near the seat to sit her down and give her a coloring book and some crayons and pencils to draw with. "If you need something, just mention it quietly so we don't disturb anyone else, ok sweetheart?"

"Ok daddy....but what am I supposed to do with this?" Everyone stared at Eri for a moment thinking this was a joke as Izuku explained.

"You color in it. It's a coloring book." He opened the book to page of a dog and pulled out a blue crayon. "You just color the picture with the crayons here and...tada. It's fun and entertaining." Izuku colored in a little for Eri to understand and start coloring. As this happened some noise came out of his one side bag for Camie to glance at it and see Pamila come out and stare at her.

"What animal is this?"

"It's a dog."

"Are they like cats?"

"Ha! Oh my dear child. They're nothing like us regal felines. They're noisy, smell horrible, slobber everywhere, have no regard for personal space and aren't even trained to clean themselves much less bury their business so other people don't step in it." Butters gloats this before noticing what Camie was looking at. "I wouldn't get too close to Pamila. She has a tendency to hate women."