Four People, One Love: Jay x Ed Sheeran x Queen Liz x Miles Kane

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dedicated to djaizpattinson and the cone al cult sisters. thanks for the patience bedshits.

One Wednesday Jay was walking his iguana pet outside his house, when he saw a meteor fly through the morning sky. He was shocked, because this wasn't a normal meteor. It was dick-shaped. As Jay got distracted by the dick-shaped meteor, his iguana pet Kevin ran away from him and crossed the busy street without looking at both sides.

"NOOOO KEVIN." Jay yelled as he ran after Kevin but it was too late. Kevin got rolled over by a monster truck that made the world's first ever monster truck front flip just a few minutes ago. Jay was heartbroken. Not only had his iguana pet died, but his best friend too. His tears wetted the pavement while he was holding Kevin's body tight; trying to convince himself he was in a better place now. He felt a presence behind him. Scared, Jay turned around, but the fear suddenly turned into comfort. A true angel was standing in front of him, or that's what Jay thought. He wasn't an angel but surely looked like one with his bewitching red hair.

"Don't cry, love." The beautiful redhead said. "I will sing you a song, to make you feel better." And the man made a guitar with an engraving of a furry appear out of nowhere and started to sing. The song 'The A Team' filled Jay's ears and he felt his chest starting to warm. Once the beautiful stranger had finished his song he smiled at Jay.

"What's your name?" Asked Jay, equally shy and impressed as he felt his cheeks start to redden.

"Ed, Ed Sheeran." replied the singer with a naughty smirk. "What's yours shawty?" Ed asked, biting his lower lip.

"J-Jay." Jay responded stuttering a little due to the nervousness that tremendous redheaded greek god caused him. 

"Nice to meet you, Jay." Said Ed with a deep and sensual voice that sent Jay shivers down his spine. "Would you like to... accompany me to my place?"

Jay nodded. When Kevin died around 15 minutes ago he thought his life had no meaning. That was until he met Ed. Ed was the sun that lighted his dark life. Ed was the reason Jay had to smile. Ed was his everything now.

Jay was filled with excitement to go to Ed's place, his mind wandering to all the things they'd do. Then he remembered something. Miles. Miles was Jay's secret lover- they decided they didn't want to label it- and he was in Jay's 7 floor bunker mansion preparing pancakes. Would his heart be broken if Jay cheated on him with a ginger? He preferred angelic Ed over crispy Moiles, so he didn't really think too much about it.

His heart beat with anticipation as Ed guided him, hand's holding, to his emo vampire cave. Once they arrived they started kissing passionately. Ed's tongue traveled to Jay's mouth. Jay holded his new love's hand and he moaned wildly. Jay, confused, broke the kiss and asked.

"Why did you moan like that, Eddiepooh?" Ed shed a tear which Jay wiped away from his freckled cheek.

"I-I..." Ed stuttered, trying to explain himself. He sighed. "I have a hand holding kink." His voice went high pitched as he said this, making Jay's eyes open with surprise.

Ed sobbed. "I'm sorry Jay-Jay, I-... It's okay if you don't want me now that y-you know this."

Ed turned around, giving Jay a sight of his back as he continued to cry silently. This made Jay's heart swell with adoration.

He touched his beloved's shoulder to turn him around and said "It's hot." Ed stopped crying.

"I-is it?" He asked unsurely. Jay nodded. Ed couldn't describe how loved he felt. No one had ever told him that his hand-holding kink was hot, or even tolerated it. He dragged Jay inside the emo vampire cave. Ed was about to open the door of his bedroom, and things were getting spicy as they kept kissing. Ed opened the door and gasped. He and his new found lover couldn't hide the shock and surprise when they saw it. On Ed's Hello Kitty bed, they found Miles Kane and the Queen of England "getting friendly".

"Oh yes mommy keep going aaaah..." Crispy Miles moaned, his eyes blank, as Queen Liz gave him pleasure. He suddenly noticed Jay and Ed's presence. "J-James this isn't what it looks like." He thought his secret lover was going to be mad but to his surprise, Jay smiled. None of the four knew this was going to be the start of something big, bigger than they could have ever imagined....