Once upon a time, there was a group of stupid people called, The Stupid Stupids. They were infact so stupid that they would put their hands in blenders for no reason. One day, the most stupid of them was arrested by the police for being so stupid. Usually, this isn't a crime, but this stupid person changed the rules so that any one who had the stupid factor over ninety-nine was stupid enough to be arrested. This concerned the others because they thought that the really stupid person was the god of stupidness, and if the god of stupidness was arrested, then no one would be stupid anymore. And so, the adventure of the Stupid Stupids began.
The first phase of the stupid peoples' plan was to put TNT everywhere, even in their own house and in their pants. This resulted in the death of half their group. The survivors decided that the plan should be remade, so the leader suggested a new plan.
Phase one of plan two was just as successful as the last. It included murdering the president of the United States. This might have had some importance if the very stupid person wasn't arrested in Australia. Atleast no one was hurt(except the president).
The new plan was more well thought. The leader began auditions to recruit more idiots. This actually worked to many normal peoples' surprise. The stupid people decided that a war was there last option. They thought attacking the police headon was their best chance. The police had been spying on the stupid people and knew exactly what they were about to do.
On the day of the war, the stupid people were ready to charge when the police shouted ATTACK. The stupid people turned around and realised the police had surrounded them. The stupid people decided that they still had a good chance of winning so they attacked the police. The police had guns. The police won. And so, the stupid people had to think of a way out of jail.
To be continued............
