Food, yum yum 😜

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Luka was extremely exhausted after walking to the Dupain-Cheng bakery. It ended up being a lot further than he had thought. He attempts to open the door in relief, only to find out that they are closed due to the holidays.

"Awww come on" Luka pouts as he makes his journey back to his boat. "What am I going to eat now? I don't have any money, I live on a boat with no food, and the best bakery is closed." He sighs as he approaches the boat he calls his home.

"What's the matter with you? You look absolutely horrendous, ugly ass" Theo bursts out laughing.

"Hey!! that's my son you talking about dude" Jagged stone appears out of thin air.

"D-d-d-dad?"

"Watchu gunna do with that desert son?" Jagged screams as he starts to dance.

"What the fu-" Luka starts

"Get out of here jagged, no one likes you!" Anarka screams. "Come on Luka, get on the boat, it's not safe out here"

"Whatever" Luka rolls his eyes as Anarka tugs his arm on to the boat.

"What's up with you? You look like you rolled in a puddle bitch" rose laughs at Luka as he enters the boat.

"Well, theo threw me into a puddle right before dad showed up"

"DAD?" "Who the frick is this 'dad'?" Juleka yells. (Juleka is a holy child, she does not swear)

"Jagged stone"

"Oh, lol! That's pretty Rad dude" Juleka just laughs.

"Sure. You got something to eat?" Luka begs while he rolls his eyes.

"Yea, lol, did you check the cupboards? It's full."

"Dude, what the fuck."

"Huh?"

"Nothing. Oooo, what's this? Cheetos and apple juice? Sweet!" Luka grabs the food and runs into his bedroom.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 14, 2021 ⏰

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