Helliam/Willry Oneshots + Random Scenarios

William's guide to stealing child

Step 1. Go to best friend's house unexpectedly

Step 2. Find child alone and not being supervised by parent

Step 3. Vaguely tell friend you're taking a child

Step 4. Don't tell you're taking friend's child

Step 5. Take child to your house

Step 6. Let child have a bunch of sugar

Step 7. Hide child from worried friend

Step 8. Fight with friend over child

Step 9. Run with child as friend chases you

Step 10. Run into friend

Step 11. "Apologize" and end up hanging out with child, friend, and another child

Step 12. End up making up with friends by cuddling and end up falling asleep since you both like each other but won't admit it

Step 13. End up being caught cuddling and get lightly cussed out by wife

Step 14. Tell her to fuck off and continue to cuddling and then fall asleep again

Step 15. Repeat steps 1 to 12 for weeks and end up falling more in love with friend

——————————————————-Lmao- don't question this or the other chapter
Anyways, it's 167 words which is my shortest amount. Byeee-