Helliam/Willry Oneshots + Random Scenarios

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William: Remember when I almost fucking died and left you with the kids?

Henry: Will, you literally just got out the hospital.

William: I know but it's still funny.

Henry: You basically had all your bones broken and that's funny?

William: I mean I did it to myself so it's fine.

Henry:....

William: Right?

Henry: You're lucky I'm driving and the kids are waiting at home. If that wasn't the case, you would be folded on the floor.

William: Haha-

Henry: Or I would run you over with the car.

William: You wouldn't do that. You love me too much. I know that since I heard all of your little rants.

Henry: Just because I love you and we're married doesn't mean I won't run you over.

William: Damn, you're mean.

Henry: Aw, I could never be mean to my bunny~

William: Stop it. I hate you.

Henry: You won't be saying that once you're fully healed~

William: HENRY-

Henry: You'll definitely be saying that~!

William: I swear to....

Henry: I'm just joking Darlin'.

William: Right....You now owe me ice cream.

Henry: Seriously?

William: Yes.

Henry: You're 31 yet act like you're 3.

William: I'm pretend I did not hear that.

Henry: Whatever you want to believe, my love.

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This was not needed whatsoever lmao- I only wrote this since most of the stories are Willry, this Helliam one seems fine to add ¯\_(ツ)_/¯