Uhmmmmm... 💦

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by CherryCookie20

by CherryCookie20

(Just light kinks)

Nonsense x Gn! Reader

Also, note that this is heavily inspired by a Selever x Reader oneshot by simp3xpert

Enjoy ><

3rd Person's POV~~~

Bring, bring! "Hm? Who would be calling me now?" Nonsense asked, reaching for his phone. "Sup, Nonsense!" a familiar voice shouted. "Hi, Y/n. What do you want?" he asked bluntly, making you sigh loudly. "I wanna go to the bar with you, pleaseeeeeeee?" You begged, kicking your legs back and forth. He sighed heavily. "Fine, we'll go to the bar. But promise me that you won't get drunk," he warned, putting on his shoes. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. See you soon!" you excitedly said, hanging up the phone.

AT DA BAR~~~

3rd Person's POV~~~

Welp. Now you guys are both drunk. You kept on almost falling on the chair and Nonsense almost fell while trying to save you, lol. "Hey there, cutie/handsome," Someone slurred, leaning on you. "Tf you want, *sshole?" you slurred back, pushing the person away. "I was wondering if you'd like to go somewhere more... Private," they asked, holding your chin up so you had to look at them. "What're you gonna do, huh?" you asked, poking their chest. "That's up to you, (insert cringy nickname)" Nonsense noticed that you were looking pretty uncomfortable so he said, "Hey, get away from them!" and punched him in the freaking throat. "Hey, I wanna have some fun!" you shouted, pushing him aside and punched the person in the crotch. He fell on the ground and you kicked him in the head. "YEAH, Y/N! F*CK HIM UP!" Nonsense shouted in the distance. The person passed out and you poured the rest of your drink on their head. After that, you and Nonsense sat down and drank more drinks in comfortable silence. After a couple more minutes, he finally spoke. "Ya look really short from this angle," he teased, pointing at you. "What do ya mean?! I'm way taller than you!" you protested, pointing at Nonsense, who was hovering a bit. "No, you're not! I'm literally a tower next to you!" he said, flying closer to you. You then looked at the ground, squinting your eyes. His feet weren't touching the ground but it took you a while to figure out that. "Wait a minute... You... YOU'RE FLYING, YOU CHEATER!!!" you reached for his shoulders to pull him down, barely missing. You both struggled, you kept on trying to pull him down and he kept on flying. While resisting, your shirt ripped, revealing the side of your torso. You imeddieatly let go of him to check your shirt. "Awwwwww, my shirt rippedddd!" you whined, extending your words. Nonsense laughed at you being pathetic while you quietly whined on the small problem. "You're so adorable, N/n," he smiled, getting close to your face. You pushed him away from your face as you both were red, and not from the alcohol. "Wellll..." you stated. "If I'm adorable, then you're stupid!" you crossed your arms, and turned away from him. He continued laughing at you, which angered you even more so you tackled him while he was still laughing at you. He lost his balance and you both fell on the ground with him leaning against a wall and you on his lap. "Oof," you muttered, your body leaning on his. "I could stay like this for a bit~" he joked. And then you both fucking kissed and the end.

569 words, not counting the ones here. Oof, this sucked. PEACE-