I leaned on a wall in an alley way, just looking at people, lol. Then the thought of M/n popped in my head and I thought, 'Damn, he's really cute tho-' "HOLY F*CK! WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN? SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!" a crazy woman cried in a shrill voice, making me roll my eyes. "Bruh, I have this to protect myself, not to kill anybody, unless if I have too. Which doesn't happen often so you're in the clear, lady." I told her casually, her kid coming up to me to reach for my Uzi. I smiled and squatted down for her to touch it, blocking the trigger so she doesn't get hurt. "Get away from my daughter!" she shouted, pulling her daughter away, making her cry. "Hey, lady! You're making your kid cry! I didn't do anything wrong!" I shouted back at her, ruffling the kid's hair. She giggled and I chuckled back. I heard sirens and sarcastically said, "Well frick, I'm screwed." the police people came and shouted, "Where's the criminal- Oh, it's you. Ma'am, don't worry, he's not a threat. We had to bring him in because of a woman seeing that he had a Uzi so many times that we've decided that it wasn't even a threat anymore." the lady looked appalled and said, "But he has a gun!" "Uzi." I interrupted, making her glare at me. I hugged the kid and let her check out my Uzi as the woman kept arguing back and forth with the policeman. 'Oh yeah, she's definitely a Karen.'
DA NEXT DAY~~~
M/n's POV~~~
I sat down on my desk, minding my own business when all of a sudden, Pico blasted the door open with a bouquet full of flowers and a whole f*cking march band started playing. He shoved the bouquet in my face and shouted, "Will you go on a date with me?" "Uh- Sure?" I laughed nervously, making Pico fist-bump the air with a quiet 'Yes!' "I'll pick you up at 3:00!" he shouted again, making the English teacher mad and shout, "Get out, get out!" (Simpson's reference, lmao) "See ya, b!tch!" Pico told the teacher, making her slam the book on her desk. I sighed and chuckled. 'Stupid Pico...'
AFTER SCHOOL :D~~~
3rd Person's POV~~~
You sat on the couch, anxiously waiting for Pico to come. The doorbell rang and I zoomed to the door to check and... It was the mailman. "Package for... B!tch, I'm here?" He asked, checking the package. "Tf, what-" "B!TCH, I'M HERE!" Pico shouted, shooting the box open with his gun and tackled me into a hug, peppering me with kisses. "P-Pico, stop!" you laughed, trying to push him off. "Yeah, Imma dip-" the mailman whispered, walking away. "Ok," he stated, jumping up. "You ready?" You smiled and popped up from the ground, and excitedly said, "Yeah! Let's go! Wait... Where are we going?" "Da ice cream shop >:D"
AT DA ICE CREAM SHOP~~~
My POV~~~
I saw Pico and M/n come in and I smiled. "Welcome! What would you like? I'm guessing you 2 are on a date. Get the "Couples Sundae" it's really freaking good." I smirked, pointing at menu above me. "How much is it-" "It's on the house!" I winked, going to back room. As I put the couple straw in the ice cream, I heard them talking and laughing, making me smile. "Oh yeah, I definitely ship them -U-" I stepped out the back room and went to their table, saying, "Here's your sundae! Enjoy~" I went back and spied on them, lmao. Pico looked at the straw in shock. "I- Do we have to share the 2 damn straws that are connected?" "Hey, don't say anything rude or you're gonna get kicked out!" I shouted from the counter. He rolled his eyes and blushed at the fact that they basically had to share it. M/n blushed as well, making me chuckle. He sighed and said, "It's cool, plus, we got this for free so... Might as well drink it anyway." (Ok, so the sundae is basically a sundae milkshake.) Pico sighed also and started drinking, blushing even more because M/n's face was really close to his. (Drawing doesn't have the straw connected so I'm sorry ;-;)
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And then they both kissed cuz they f*cking can and went back home and cuddled a lot and now they're dating. The End. "Is that good?" I asked Jade, showing her the story. "Hmmmm... Yeah, it's good 👍" "Mk, now to post it!"
321 words, notch counting the ones here. Yayyyyyyy, very memey, lmao
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