Newts Funeral

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everyone was entering the funeral home at newts wake. Sophie prepared the eulogy. It was a very sad time for Cory considering Tanya his mom was fucked to death by all of the members of boys in motion. They all promised to keep it a secret that Cory set newt on fire. they all just said newt was put in the over by hitler. Surprisingly they all believed it not considering the fact hitlers Ben dead for 70 years they all just went with the fact that newt died in the holocaust. half way through the funeral Sophie read newts eulogy his eulogy read "My name is Sophie.Newt was the great star-crossed love of my life. Ours was an epic love story, and I won't be able to get more than a sentence into it without disappearing into a puddle of tears. Newt knew. Newt knows. I will not tell you our love story, because- like all real love stories- it will die with us, as it should. I'd hoped that he'd be eulogizing me, because there's no one I'd rather have..." I started crying. "Okay, how not to cry. How am I- okay. Okay.
I took a few breaths and went back to the page. "I can't talk about our love story, so I will talk about math. I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There's .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer wee used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set.I want more numbers than I'm likely to get, and God, I want more for Newt than he got. But, Newt , my love,I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful."
people were in tears when she finished and Cory knew it sounded familiar.."BĪTÇH THATS THE EULOGY FROM THE FAULT IN OUR STARS YOU JUST CHANGED THE NAMES .....WHITE PEOPLE THESE DAYS "
Sophie was hooking up with Eddie Ravens best friend and she didn't have the time or even care about a eulogy for a guy who was simply her fuck buddy. The only guy Sophie really loved was Cory and she wanted him back. But, Cory on the other hand despised Sophie. It was gonna take a lot of work but she was gonna get Cory back and clean up her act for him.
Right after she has a foursome with the guys from boys in motion.

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