Avengers And Peter Parker One-shot (currently Editing)

idk but thanks for reading this so here's a weird ass chapter

"BITCH STOP KILLING MY CHARACTER" Peter shouted, focused at the game they're playing

"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY ASS" Shuri fired back and continued to push Peter's game character off a cliff

"Can the two of you lower down your voices I'm trying to read-" Wanda spoke, annoyed by the two teen. She got cut off by an annoying ass ring tone that Peter has.

Everyone looked at Peter weirdly for having a really weird ringtone. Peter looked at them, embarrassed and said "What it sounds catchy as fuck" and answered his phone.

"Who is it??" Tony asked Peter, curious.

"PUT IT ON SPEAKER!!" Clint shouted across the room. Peter was about to say no when Shuri stole his phone, seeing that the name of the contact is "My mother fucking gf‼️😘👹" and turned on the camera and clicked the speaker button.

Before Peter can do anything Natasha pinned him down so he won't be able to do anything (She's also curious). Now Peter looks like a dying fish who got on land while trying to get up from Natasha.

Mj confused on who the person is also turning on her camera, spoke "Uhm.... Hey?...."

"WOAH PETER SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND???........Does she like girls-" Shuri got cut off by Peter

"Give me back my phone-" Peter said, still squirming, trying to get away from Natasha

"that doesn't answer my question, dumbass-" Shuri got cut off again but this time by her owm brother, T'challa.

"Shuri, give him back his phone. Who knows what him and his girlfriend would talk about" T'challa said wiggling his eyebrows. Peter blushed at the thought.

"S-SHUT UP" Peter shouted

"No you-" Shuri replied

"Kids Please stop fighting and watch your language-" Steve interfered trying to fix the fight

"SHUT UP OLD MAN, GO AND MAKE MORE PSA VIDEOS WITH YOUR WEIRD ASS SUIT" Peter shouted at him. He widened his eyes at what he just did.

"Oop- I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD-" Peter said. Natasha finally released him from her hold

"Kid, you're dead. Goodluck or whatever. I'll be paying for your funeral and make sure to make you look pretty in your casket since you're a good kid" Tony said, laughing.

"THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER YOU MUSTY ASS STINKY MAN" peter said

"Peter." Steve stated and Peter immediately shut up and stayed still, scared. Everyone else in the room watched them, entertained at the sight, some even eating popcorn

"Can I have more of these, corn popping food you Midgardians have" Thor said breaking a random plate he got out of nowhere

"Dear brother you are so stupid I wanna bash your head on the floor. ALL OF YOU KNEEL FOR ME." Loki said laughing maniacally

"I am unable to feel happiness-" Bucky stated but got cut off

"SHUT UP YOU EMO ASS RUSTY ARMED BITCH" Sam shouted at Bucky

"I don't really care but whatever I just wanna go to the lab-" Bruce stated

"Can we play Nicki Minaj's new song please-" Clint said with pleading eyes.

"No go lay your eggs somewhere or whatever you do in your free time" Natasha told Clint

"EVERYONE SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I WAS NOT DONE WITH THIS BITCH ASS PETER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SLICE YOU UP WITH MY SHIELD" Steve shouted making everyone quiet because of his outburst . It was quiet for a while until-

"OH MY GOD ALL I ASKED FOR WAS A QUIET EVENING-" Wanda said, thinking whether she should send these mother fuckers in another universe with Dr. Strange's help.

"NO GO MAKE OUT WITH THAT TOASTER OR SOMETHING" Clint told her, Wanda glared at him 'I'm gonna make sure you're gonna go home crying to your wife I swear to go' Wanda told him through her mind magic thingy. Clint shivered and ran behind Natasha, falling at the process.

"I sincerely take offense on that Mr. Clinton-" Vision said

"NO ONE GIVES A FUCK" Sam said

*Steve and Peter were staring at each other the whole time having an eye to eye conversation with each other*

And hell broke loose.

.....

"Don't mind them shawty, so what do you say snitching on Peter and giving me your number instead aha" Shuri stated at Mj at the phone and bit her lip, flirting at her.

The end

No I'm not making a comeback but here's a little thanks for reading this book. I didn't really like what I wrote looking back but hey you guys liked it so thanks!!