ligma balls

new beginnings

"Ready for a new life"

― Sylvia Plath

P.O.V shrek
~angel's share~

i awaken slowly in a unknown place. i feel my senses coming back to me, my eyelids are heavy - must be the hungover. where am i ? who am i ? what time is it ? the stone cold floor underneath me and the fear from being somewhere unknown sobers me up. there are many wine shelves must be the place of a rich fuck. "BANG!" the only door in the room swings open with full force. A masked figure comes in. I recognize the familiar smell, its the omega. before they can say anything i jump up, push them into the wall ( i know this isnt proper behavior, but i couldnt care less rn ), run out into the corridor and jump through the window. god i think i took some of the wall with me out too.

i ran in to what i presume to be the main street and there! over a souvenir shop is big clock. that at least answers my question to what time is it. i stumble around aimlessly and oh my god is that child bombing the fountain?! oh well not my problem. as i turn to leave i hear a shout: "hey mister why is your skin green?". dont scream, dont scream, dont scream, its just a child. "well you tiny helion it is because im a human eating ogre" that should scare the kid away. "wow thats amazing mister im klee whats your name?" what... why is she not scared. "my name is shrek and how about you go find your mom" i sigh. "my mom isnt here, i usually stay with big brother albedo but he is busy with work right now so im alone!!"

im flabbergasted "and they let you run around all alone?" i ask "hmph no, but you're here so im not alone and i have a survival rule book from master kaeya!!" what is with this weird child. "cmon lets go we have to hide from master jean. let's go fish blsting while she isnt looking!!" klee excitedly tells me. i reluctantly agree and let her lead the way. at least this way i wont get lost.

from the fountain we make a sharp left, we pass some kind of shop and go down tiny stairs, i can barely keep up. we make another left and pass last nights tavern "careful there is glass on the ground!!" klee warns me "huh wonder who could have broken it" i ask cringing at my earlier actions. and now there is another flight of stairs to go down and soon enough we're out of the city. and now we are stealing a boat, i wonder if this is what my life has come to.

//12 min later

"BOOM" and there goes another fish. boom boom boom. at this rate the fish will go extinct!! well at least the scenery is nice.