P.O.V albedo
~mondstadt~
oh shit, oh fuck i forgot about the promised apartment i think while power walking to monas place. she is just leaving when i catch her. "Thoughts about having a roommate?"....... "what?" mona confusedly asks "I asked what are your thoughts about having a roommate". "look i know alchemy doesnt pay the bills, but-" i interrupt her before she can finish that awful sentence "Deepest apologies for interrupting you, but this isn't for me it's for a friend I owe a favor to. You will receive compensation through monetary means for housing him." this seems to make her consider the offer. "oui oui i accept your offer baguette man" great she accepted but: "Miss Mona please kindly refrain from calling me baguette man anymore. My name is Albedo"
hmm it seems they have increased the number of guards patrolling. i need to go get shrek from dragonspine to inform him of his new living arrangement. albedo speed walks to his lab up in dragonspine to meet with shrek. "Hello! How have you been this past two weeks up here? I am terribly sorry I could not arrange for a better place to stay sooner." the shine in shreks eyes seems to be dimed. "you should keep your funky substances in a more safe place than out in the open on your table." oh i sure hope nothing happened. "Back to the point of your living arrangements. I have prepared you place to stay, you will be sharing it with a talented astrologist named Mona." it seemed like shrek wanted to ask some question : "sir albedo and where exactly is this place?" hmm "No worries I will lead you there at once."
i drag the ogre down and into the city back to monas place. "Please don't take anything Mona says to heart she is bilingual." "Bonjour je m'appelle mona.
j'aime l'astrologie. oh im sorry i meant to say my name is mona and i like astrology. it's sometimes hard to switch back. "
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