ligma balls

courageous fire and bullying smoke

P.O.V diluc
~angel's share~

i stumble down into my dungeon after a hard nights work of protecting mondstadt. i open the dungeons door and my eyes meet tree bark brown ones, i condensed my thoughts into a single sentence: "oh fuck, i forgot about sexy man". before i can get my bearings he pushes me aside and rips out the window and the wall. "my fucking window, it's gone!!" i see him running off into the distance. glass and debris falling from his clothes. i change out of my darknight hero attire and into my hot topic attire.

just as i start to sweep up the glass i hear a voice asking: "hii loser, you should better hurry and clean this up or some drunkards are gonna trip and fall~"..."oh come on now, don't give me the cold shoulder~"i annoyedly answer: "was nice talking to you too" i try to continue with my work but i feel like she will stare a hole through me any second now : "what is it?" i ask. "i'm glad you asked, you see jean asked me to watch klee but the child was already dragging some green man away~" ahh so that's where he went i hope he gets blown up by one of klee's bombs because he was quite rude to me. "i thought about going after them but then i saw my kitten ūsa and decied to just rest after all life is only so long~" all this doesn't change the fact that i have a broken window to deal with.

i hear distant booms in the distance. boom, boom, boom. "ohh have you heard about your brother and sister rosaria~?" oh no, now im scared i should have left when i could. "i'll take that as a no~" no, no no ,no ,no i do not want to hear about my brothers sex life "a little birdie told me that they have been getting up to some sexcii times~" i have had enough of this , i am leaving "noo don't leave now i haven't even got to the best part~"