batjokes one shots

u like it daddy?~

Bruce, as Batman, finds Joker crossdressing

     Joker spun around happily. He and Harley had just barely come back from their shopping trip, which meant more shit for him to dress up in. Believe it or not, the clown prince of crime didnt always like being called "prince". Sometimes he wanted to be called "princess" "babygirl" and other girly nicknames. Nobody except Harley knew, of course, so only she called him girly nicknames.

     When they had gotten back he darted to his room and put on a new dress he had gotten (see image above). What he wasn't aware of however, was the masked vigilante that had followed him back from the mall. As he turned and admired himself in the mirror he noticed there was something outside his window. He braced himself for an attack as he turned and slowly made his way over, noticing the fake bat like ears.

     He realized Batman had followed him and smirked, getting a lovely idea. He pushed open his window, startling Batman who had zoned out, and leaned against the window sill. "Well hiya Bats" he greeted, recieving a slight nod in response. He smirks and leans down a little more, now right next to his ear. "Do you like it, daddy?~" he asked in an innocent voice, surprising both him and Batman. The bat growled and surged forward, pinning Joker to the floor with his hands above his head. Joker looked up at him, his mask of insanity having faded away, and bit his lip.

     Batman growled again and moved 1 hand down to his throat, applying just enough pressure so that it would hurt but Joker could still breathe. Joker closed his eyes and let out a quiet moan at the feeling, his eyes snapping open when he felt a pair of lips on his own. Batman was kissing him. The very same Batman that he had been obsessing over for years, was kissing the clown prince of crime. Joker closed his eyes again and kissed back happily.

~ Time skip to after their "fun" ~

     Joker laid his head on Bruce's chest, trying to slow his breathing down. "Well, now we're uneven." Joker looked up at Bruce in confusion. "You know me, Bruce Wayne, but I only know you as Joker; the clown prince of crime." Realization spread across Joker's face. "My name is Jack, Jack Napier." He said with a small, genuine, smile.
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Sorry it's short, I hadn't uploaded anything in a while and wanted to get something out for yall. As always, I hope yall enjoyed! Byyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee ♡♡♡