batjokes one shots

bondage kink

Title is self explanatory, but Joker is a masochist with a bondage kink. Batman finds out the hard way. I'm making this up as I go so... I don't know if there will be smut yet, I'm writhing this before I write the actual story :^ enjoy!

Joker loves being hurt. That's probably why he keeps fighting Batman, nobody can give him the amount of physical pain that the bat can.

He doesn't know why he enjoys being hurt, he simply always has. Even when Harley went by Harleen he was in love with being in pain. So here he was, luring in the bat so he could get the pain we desperately needs.

Batman showed up quicker than Joker thought he would. He was fiddling with his knife, absentmindedly running it across his palm hard enough to draw blood, when he noticed Batman watching him carefully. He almost dropped his knife in surprise. "Ah! Batsy! I didn't realize you had come so soon!" He giggled and put on his signature grin when he was done talking, but bats wasn't having any of it. "You said you had hostages. Where are they?" Joker made a face that resembled Batmans and laughed. "Always so serious! Lighten up from time to time!" Batman growled and took a step forward. Yes, Joker thought, he's finally gonna hit me! "I'm not in the mood to play your game Joker. Where are the hostages?"

Joker took a step forward, smiled, and said,

"you're never in the mood."

he recieved a punch in the gut that made him wheeze and at the same time use every once of strength to not moan for that, and he loved it. He straightened up and grinned. "Come on, Batsy~ I know you want to do more than that to me. Do it."

He spread his arms out and held the biggest grin Batman had ever seen on him, it was making Bats nervous but he couldn't deny that he had thought of beating the living hell out of his archenemy for a while.

Batman looked at Jokers face again and saw that there was one emotion replacing the hatred he used to see in his eyes, delight. This truly puzzled the dark knight as he had never thought that anything could make the Joker feel emotions, he didn't think he was human, but here they were.

"Come on Batsy! I know you want to!" The clowns voice broke Batman from his thoughts and he looked at Joker. "Why do you want me to hit you?" This made Jokers smile smaller, and he didn't really want to try and explain what he didn't know himself, much less to his enemy, so he dodged the question. "Are you telling me you've never wanted to hit me? To make me feel what all my victims felt before I killed them? What Racheal felt before she died?"

That did it.

At the mention of Racheal, Batman snapped. He started beating Joker like it was he was the last villain he would get to take down, and Joker was loving it. Joker kept arching into each hit and Batman thought it was his way of trying to escape.

He spotted a rope nearby and grabbed it. He then pulled the Joker off the ground and pinned his hands to his lower back. He hesitated in letting go and Joker sensed this.

"Hey, this is a freebie beating. I won't move so position me how ever you want me," he said in between breaths. Batman was still hesitant, so when he let go he did it slowly. He was surprised when Joker didn't move his hands and he was wondering if he needed the rope then.

"If this is a free beating, why were you squirming so much?" Joker tensed and shook his head. "Not telling." Batman looked at him like he was five. "Seriously?" Joker nodded. "Are you gonna continue hitting me?" Batman noticed how his eyes got brighter at that and he wondered why. He was about to say 'no' when Joker said, "Are you gonna make me regret killing all those people? The people who did absolutely nothing to me, but I still killed with a smiled on my face?"

The rage was back and Joker smiled brightly. The beating resumed, and Joker continued to arch into the hits. Batman decided he didn't like that and started tying Joker up.

He gave the rope a harsh pull when he was done when he heard something that made him stop everything.

The joker just moaned. Did he just...? Batman thought. He pulled the rope again and saw the look on Jokers face change from 'desperate' to 'pleasured'.

That's why he wanted me to hit him... Batman thought with a smirk. "You little slut." Joker looked up him confused, he hadn't realized he moaned out loud yet. "You get off on pain, don't you?" Joker had a look of fear and realization flash across his face.

Batman crouched down, still smirking, and whispered, "let's have some fun with this~" in his ear. That sent chills down Jokers spine and made him whine.

Batman chuckled and got up, then started stripping off his armor while Joker watched.

After that, not in the mood to right smut after all, sorry y'all

Joker woke up and immediately remembered the events of yesterday. He blushed a bright red and that made the body under him chuckle. He jumped, sat up, and looked at where he had been laying.

There, was a very naked Batman. (He was still wearing the mask.) Joker blushed darker and looked away, biting his lip. Batman sat up and kissed his neck. "How'd you sleep?" He asked in between kisses.

Joker closed his eyes and leaned into the touch. "Mmm. I slept well. What about you?" Batman gently turned Jokers head so he was looking at him and kissed him. "I slept fine."

Batman smirked at the blush that spread over Joker and kissed his temple then sighed. "As much as I would love to stay in bed and kiss you all day, we have to go do our things."

Joker pouted and Batman smiled softly. "Come on, I don't want to either, but we have to go do what we do during the day." Joker mumbled something and Batman wrapped his arms around his waist then said, "what was that, dear?"

Joker blushed and said, "I normally plan how I'll next get your attention... (he mumbled this part) for the pain..." Batman was close enough to hear the mumbled part this time and smirked before biting Jokers neck.

The Joker let out a gasp and a moan which satisfied Batman. "Well, just give me a call from now on, babe~" Jokers eyes widened at that but when he turned around to question his favorite bat, he had already dissapeared.
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This is one of my longest ones 😀 I hope you enjoyed this, like I said, I make this shit up as I go. Have a good day! ♡