But I'm a Creep, I'm a Weirdo [Vincent Vega x Human!Bolt]

Chapter 3: wake the dead

[[WARNING THIS CHAPTWR IS REALLY SCARY]]

After I finished my pasta and Vincent finished his burger, we went to the bathroom and I proved to him my powers and he saw my eyes turn yellow and brown and back to blue. He truly trusted my powers after seeing proof. After that, we went into a dark forest where the graveyard was supposed to be, and I hear wolves howling in the distance. It was a full moon that night and the smell of vampires was in the air.

We arrived to the graveyard and found mia wallace's grave which was a mosoleum and it was covered in spider webs. The hitman tried to open the mosoleum but he couldn't because there were too many spiders so I decided to use my powers and I started eating all of the spiders. They all crunched inside of my mouth and before long, there were no more spiders or webs.

"That about does it" said the hitman. and he opened the mosoleum. Inside the mosoluem was a coffin and so the hitman opened the coffin and inside the coffin was nothing. The coffin was empty.

"Oh no theres nobody inside" i screamed.

Then behind us in the mosoleum doors was a siloette standing there which looked like the siloette of mia wallace. And she was smoking a cigarette. Oh no my bronchitis cannot take this. I began to faint because I had bronchitis but vincent woke me up.

"No u can't faint at a time like this. You have to turn mia back to normal" he said. 

Right now mia was a zombie and a cannible and she wanted to eat us. Her teeth were even sharp like a zombie and she had these long claws that were made out of fingernails and her toenails were long too.

"Oh no" shouted the hitman! "Look how long her toenails are!!!!!" That's because when zombies eat people, they eat the fingernails and toenails as well, and that makes the toemnails and fingernails grow faster. That also happens with the hair too because it was obvious that Mia's hair was really long almost so much that it touched the floor. 

I pointed my fingers at mia and she turned back into a normal human being.

"Oh thank you for turning me back" she yelled. And she ran to hug the hitman but there was someone behind her. It was Mittens!!!!! :O

"Mittens!" we all yelled.

Mittens was wearing ripped fishnet stockings and a spiky choker as well as an oversized system of a down tshirt that was belted at the waist, and tall deomias. Her hair was all teased like red and black and purple and she wore these giant earrings and she had monster energy cans in her hair. She looked like Ibuki Mioda. She also wore all these kandi beads around her wrists and chains all on her. And..... her teeth... were skiky.

"I'm not a vampire..." she sang. "BUT I FEEL LIKE ONE"

(an: that was a falling in reverse reference. If u get it than you can have a cookie :3)

MITTENS WAS A VAMPIRE????!!!!?!!!??!??!

Mittens lunged at the hitman and bit into his neck and sucked his blood.

"AHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHH" he screamed. "MITTENS NO!!!!!!!"

"My name isn't Mittens anymore" she shreiked. "Its Jessica!" That's right. Her name is Jessica Mary Lunar Eclipse, because she married a werewolf and also shes the great great great great great great greaet grand daughter of bloody mary. 

She then took another bite into the hitmans neck. "Sayonara, Vincent" she screamed. (an: that means "goodbye vincent" in Italian)

Right then, Vincent started turning into a vampire. His teeth grew really long and all his clothes turned black and goth. His hair became spiky and he looked like goku. His clothes turned goth too. His black suit turned into a mcr tshirt and ripped skinny jeans and he wore a choker with chains on it and eyeliner and his skin went pale. he wore these combat boots and underneath his mcr tshirt was a red long sleeve ripped mesh shirt and he had a necklace hanging from his neck that said "bad ass." His eyes also turned red.

"Oh noooo" yelled vincint. "She turned me emo!"

Then Jessica ran out of the mosoleam, but she left a note that says "If you want to defeat me, you'll have to also defeat my werewolf boyfriend hahahahahahaha >:-)"

Then mia took a steak and started swinging it at her, but jessica ran away too quickly.