Kira yoshikage X Mona Lisa [drama NSFW NSFL]

Italy and paintings

Firstly Kira needed to get to Italy. Obviously. That's where the Mona Lisa was drawn. That's where the real Mona Lisa lived. The thought alone made him shiver with lust and desire.
There weren't any airports in duwang. And the closest one in general takes 8 hours to get to. He can't waste even a second. He needed to think of something else.
Joseph Joestar. Supposedly the father of josuke higashikata - the biggest annoyance anyone could ever encounter in their life. But he has noticed that Joseph's age has been catching up to him. He loses his memory almost completely now only ever talking about some Caesar, a rock and three muscular. "Pillar man". Kira can only assume he's referring to some statutes. Sounds kinda gay honestly. But that's besides the point. He has also heard he used to fly multiple planes. There are rumours all of those flights went badly but at this point Kira was gonna take the risk. Ask Joseph to fly him over to Italy. Probably tell him he's his private pilot or some shit. And that's the ride.
But he also needs to get some info on Lisa's location. He has some contacts in Italy so he thought who would be good for the job. And then it clicked. Mario. He would call mario. Not mario zucchero. He's not even sure who that is and isn't sure why he even considered contacting a person of that name. No. Mario mario. Also known from his plumbing career as mario bros. He knows Italy like the back of his gloves and he owns him for helping him once while he was on vacation in Italy.
He called up mario informing him of his arrival and went to Joseph who accepted to take him there without an explanation of why. Which just saved time for Kira. And so he flew off. Sending one last glance at his house disappearing behind the clouds.
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To say it shortly Kira was now in the ocean on a piece of blown up plane. Luckily near land. Joseph is nowhere to be seen and Kira couldn't care less for his well being. The guy had a metal hand. He has no respect for him. When he dragged himself up to dry land he was greeted by a familiar red dressed plumber. "Mamma fucking Mia Kira! I thought you wanted to be unseen by the public. Too bad the plane didn't have fireworks ey?" Mario laughed still in slight shock. Kira scoffed "it was merely a small complication in my plan" he explained. It wasn't all a lie. He would risk everything for Mona Lisa. This was nothing. "Well if you say so friend. Follow me. I already got what you asked for." "Great" Kira couldn't help but smile at that information. Great.
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They got to Mario's home which honestly. Looked more like a shack compared to the tall buildings in the town. But he isn't here to judge his friends architect choices. He gets into the home almost banging his head against the doorframe. Mario leads him to the living room and indeed here it was. As authentic as it can get. Mona Lisa painted by Leonardo da Vinky. How he envied the man that got to paint her everyday. "How did you get it this quickly?" Kira asked still soaking in every little detail on he hands. Mario chuckles "a plumber keeps his secrets. But you're not here to learn more about me. You came here for the painting. What are you gonna do with it?"

"I wanna go in it."
It was a simple sentence really. As long as you ignored how ridiculous it was. Mario blinked at him "sorry?"
"Don't act dumb mario. I know you have a stand. I don't know much about it nut I know it lets you enter paintings as if entering another world. Can't you let me in? You do owe me a favour" Kira explained.
"Ah. Yes. F.L.U.D.D. But. I only ever used it so I can travel. I never let anyone else enter a painting. Are you sure you wanna do this?" Mario already knew the answer so he proceeded to summon his stand that looked like some water gun that you carry with a water container on your back like a backpack.
"Of course I am."
"Well. Alright."
F.L.U.D.D. aimed it's nozzle at Mona Lisa. As much as Kira trusted mario he still was nervous for the possibility of ruining the painting with high pressured water. The water splashed on the face of Mona Lisa completely covering the canvas. But instead of the water running down with watered down paint. The 'water' soaked into the material while the canvas became wobbly. Supposedly now all it takes is to sink into the painting. To go and finally meet his desire since he was a child.
"Alright. I'll try to keep it open for as long as possible. Hope everything works out for you" mario explained. That's why he was friends with the Italian plumber. He never questioned his fascination with the lady in the painting and never pushed for answers.
Kira nodded slowly touching the canvas. It wobbled as if it was made out of jello. He sunk his hand further letting it disappear behind the liquid like substance and then completely coming through.

What. Or rather who he saw was the most beautiful pair of hands sitting on a marbel bench. They still looked just like in the painting but so so much more perfe-
"Who the fuck are you?"
That was unexpected to say the least. He expected confusion and questions but not with such...foul vocabulary. "Hey. Blondie. I asked a question. You lost" Lisa asked already getting annoyed at the guy who decided to gawk at her like a lunatic.
Kira quickly tried his best to calm down and compose himself. Thinking of a story that would be fitting for 16th century Italy
"Oh I'm so sorry miss. I was merely taking a stroll around here and I needed to stop by to see what beauty was sitting all alone." Kira smiled softly trying his hardest to look at her hands to not accidentally bust a nut in front of her. Lisa looked at him like she might have misheard him. "You do realise we're in a fucking painting dumbass?" . . . Wait-
"You..you know you're in a painting?" "Obviously. I know how the real world looks. So unless I'm in a cell for an insane asylum-" to emphasize what she meant by knocking on the wall that Kira once thought was a faraway landscape. "-this is a painting." By her face he sees she doesn't exactly like the place she's in. But that's even better for Kira.  "That's horrible really. I can't imagine how it must be living in such a small space all the time. That's why I. Yoshikage Kira. Came here for you. Please. Come with me. I'll take you home and take care of you" that is until he gets the chance to properly blow her up and leave the hands.
Lisa burst out laughing. A true laugh but not one of happiness or relief. A mocking sarcastic laugh roaring through the whole place. "Fucking what. You think I was waiting here for some flamboyant white knight to come rescue me?" Her smile disappeared "if i could i would have escaped long time ago. Centuries ago." She explained almost sadly.
"But I have this friend and he-" Kira was cut off by her by the second time today. "Mario? Red mustache guy? Yeah I saw him jumping into a painting once at the museum. His stand only works on living things firstly. Secondly nothing that was originally in the painting can leave." Kira froze "you..you know about stands?" She couldn't possibly be... "I don't really see them as I don't have one of mine own" oh thank God. Wait why was Kira relieved so much? "But I heard people talking about it here and there so I caught on pretty quickly." "Oh. Well that doesn't matter miss. I. Yoshikage Kira. Will find a way for you to escape. So we can live together." Lisa looked at him with squinted eyes. "You're talking like I should know you. You someone famous?" Kira shook his head "Not at all. I'm just an average man who wants a simple quiet life." "...uhuh. well. I can't say getting out of here would be like a dream come true." She considered. All of a sudden they heard a voice coming from somewhere "AGh! Kira friend! I can't hold the painting open for much longer the water is running out. If you could hurry whatever you're doing along" Kira looked at Lisa. She looked back and sighed with a roll of her eyes "well. I guess. I'll be waiting here...not like I have somewhere to be" she mumbled the last part. "I'll be back as soon as I can miss" and so Kira left. Out of breath being shoved out of the painting and landing on Mario's rug in his living room. Feeling as if he woke up from a dream. He had a new plan. Touching her hands wasn't enough. He was gonna get her out. And get those beauties forever for himself.
Mario already deactivated his stand. "So how was it hmm? Good I hope"
"I want to get her out of the painting. She is suffering. How do I do that?" Kira was always straight to the point. Mario has come to get used to it. "Ah that's a difficult question" Kira looked as close to giving him puppy eyes as he can. "please mario. My friend. There has to be something."
Mario sighed deeply scratching his neck. "Well. There's one person that maybe can help. But. You won't like it."
"Just tell me"
"Koolaid man"
Ah. Fuck.

←to be continued