AN: Pic is not mine~!
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So, many of you all must know about Blumiere's father.
Cruel sounding dude, abused his son, cursed his son's girlfriend, probably got murdered by Count Bleck...
Yea, that guy.
Now, for ALL of the theories below, KEEP IN MIND. In the game, it is INSINUATED that Blumiere's father HATES humans.
We've heard a LITTLE 'bout him in the memories... But where in the worlds was Blumiere's MOTHER during this whole thing?! Did she just not want to get involved?! OR... is something else afoot..?
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THEORY #4 - Blumiere's mother was killed by humans.
A simple theory I and some others may have come across while reading a fanfic or two.
Blumiere's mother was KILLED. By a HUMAN!
More specifically... ASSASSINATED!
Just think about it. Blumiere and Bleck BOTH have TITLES. Titles that suggest a high up RANKING, like a ranking in the Tribe of Darkness! Practically making them like royalty!
So what if, in a feud or war against some humans, they went to assassinate one or more of the higher-ups!
The humans broke into their home, killed Blumiere's mother, but was fought off by his father.
Blumiere being too young to even remember the events remains oblivious. Blumiere's FATHER on the other hand is now scarred for life, fearing that the same thing might happen to Blumiere or himself if they got too close to humans. (Kinda like a Finding Nemo situation lol)
Which would sort of explain his father's hatred towards humans.
But, that's giving WAAAAAY too much credit to an imaginary group.
Because what if it was just ONE human's fault for her disappearance?
THEORY #5 - Blumiere's mother ran off to be with a human.
It kind of self-explains itself, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Plus this interlocks with Theory #2 in part 1.
Blumiere's mother, losing interest in her husband, for whatever reason you deem worthy, runs off to be with some human.
After some time, she completely leaves behind her son, little Blu, and her husband, Blumiere's father.
Devastated, Blumiere's father turns bitter at humans, thinking that it's their fault his wife left him. And when he finds out that Blumiere is seeing a HUMAN, thinks that they will be nothing but bad news.
Buuuuut... What if Blumiere's mother didn't run away to be WITH a human, but what if she WAS a human?!
THEORY #6 - Blumiere's mother is a human.
Requested by k_hix24
Blumiere's father kept telling Blumiere all that stuff about how you shouldn't trust humans and such.
But the way he phrases it kinda sounds like he may have had a first-hand bad experience.
So, what if Blumiere's mother WAS a human?
Blumiere came out NON-impure, so he doesn't look different.
BUT, Blumiere's mother was ACTUALLY only there for Blumiere's father's STATUS! And after getting whatever she was after, left both little Blu and Blumiere's father.
Which is why Blumiere's father is so against him seeing Timpani. He just doesn't want the same thing to happen to his son.
THEORY #7 - Blumiere's mother died in childbirth.
This one is kinda self-explanatory/simple.
She gave birth to Blumiere and then died, that's it.
---------------THEORY RATINGS---------------
Theory #4 Probibility~! 5/10 PLAUSIBLE
This theory is just a random throw-out, in my opinion. But, ultimately, it could be accurate if you think about it.
Theory #5 Probibility~! 7/10 PLAUSIBLE
I think that this would be VERY close to accurate. I mean, why else would Blumiere's father hate humans? Duh, cuz one took her away from him.
Theory #6 Probibility~! 4/10 PLAUSIBLE
It sounds VERY interesting and could be true, on account of how Blumiere's father talks about Blumiere's relationship. Buuuuut, I would think that Blumiere would end up looking kind of human if his mother was one..?
Theory #7 Probibility~! 6/10 PLAUSIBLE
It's kind of simple and non-complex enough to make sense but doesn't explain Blumiere's father's hatred towards humans.
---------------THEORY REACTIONS---------------
Staring Blumiere, Timpani, & Blumiere's Father~!
Blumiere's Father: . . .
Blumiere: Oh, great. Here it comes.
Timpani: Here what comes?
Blumiere: My father blaming me for my mother's disappearance. AGAIN. -'_'-
Blumiere's Father: *DEEP INHALE* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO LEAVE?!?!?! WAAH-HAAAAA!!!!!! TOT
Blumiere: O-O'
Timpani: Awww, there, there, it's not your fault... *Pats Blumiere's Father's back*
Blumiere's Father: TOT
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AN: If any of you have any questions, comments, requests, let me know~! >W<
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