vinnie x shrek

the break up 💔💔

turnips pov:
i was devastated, heart broken, Vincent was supposed to be mine but he fell in love with the jiggly oger shrekadoodle. There was hotter men in town anyways like, obama, the hottest boy ive ever seen.

"vinnie, we're done. I like obama and you like that old jiggly oger." I said with a smile on my face.

"w-w-a-what no?? obama is a bald little shit stain. how could you, at least go for joe, he's better. W-w-well anyways ive gotta go see my shrekabear" vineyard said to me.

"KACHOW" said lightning mcqueen.