vinnie x shrek

pickle sauce 🪲🪲🪲

vinnies pov:
he looked at me, he was even talking to me until the dumbass car interrupted, so stupid of him. the green bulky oger was so hot.

"w-w-will you go on a date with me?" i asked the bulky man

"how could you cheat on me vinegar 🤬🤬🤬" trumpet said with beer in his hand

"i-i-i-i'm sorry trumppy, but mr bulky was too hot.."

drump was so angry he dumped pickle juice on the old oger shrek..

"KACHOW" said lightning mcqueen