vinnie x shrek

vineyard and shrekadoodle fall in love

Vineyards POV:

Me and trumpet broke up, and I didn't care one bit, there was one person I was in love with and that was shrekybear, he was the hottest green man id ever seen. 

"h-h-h-hey again.. I'm Vinnie if you didn't hear me before, me and old trumpo just broke up, do you wanna go on a d-d-d-d-date?" I asked.

"Im dating mike wazowski.. but maybe.. we can go on a date i suppose." Said shreky.

Shreks POV:

I thought me and mike were forever, but I saw him and marlin on a date at our date spot. How could he. Vineyard had asked me on a date and of course I said yes because I couldn't say no to him. 

We walked to the front door and with no surprise I saw marlin and mike on yet another date, and next to them I saw TRUMP, OBAMA AND JOE??? 

"KACHOW" said lightning mcqueen