Mario Sex Education Battle

*blushes*

THIS CHAPTER IS GROSS! SKIP TO THE END TO AVOID SUFFERING (or suffer. your choice.)

~suffering starts here~

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You and Mario were getting closer and closer to each other. Soon, your bodies were pressed together. The lights were dim, the sun was almost completely out of the sky... Now was the time. Mario started to take off your shirt while you unbuttoned his overalls. You and Mario were down to your underwear, with the latter looking rather, uhm... unsightly, to say the least. Nonetheless, he'll have to do. You both lost your undergarments, and were now completely naked.

Mario laid you down on the sofa and hovered over you.

 'PREPARE FOR MY PASTA NOODLE!"

Without hesitation, Mario inserted himself and thrusted into you as fast as he could. It kinda hurt, honestly. It was more pleasurable for him. He continued doing his thing, until he said, "I'm about to release my alfredo into your ravioli!"

And with that, his brother came through the door. "Hello, Mario."

"What the fuck." That was all Mario had to say. Not sure if he was mad, embarrassed, disgusted or all three.

Luigi PIPED up, " Mario, I do not believe you're following the rules of safe sex."

Mario snapped back, "Like what!?"

"Like asking for consent, first." Luigi said coolly. "Wha- but it was nonverbal-" "Mario, always ask for consent. And second, where's your condom? Mario, this is basic information. Who knows whether you or (Y/N) over here has any STDs?"

Mario's face was flooded red from embarrassment. He had forgotten about condoms in the moment.

"Lastly, Mario, is your technique." This confused Mario. "Whaddaya mean, mah brotha Luigi? What about 'technique?'"

"Well Mario, judging by (Y/N)'s face, they're not very pleased." Luigi rips off his clothing and walks up to you. "Watch this, Mario." Luigi first shows off his humongous hard cock, throbbing in its glory. Hot DAMN! This turned you on a lot. He puts on a condom.

Luigi brushes his tip along your lips, teasing you. You open your mouth to take it in, but Luigi pulls it away as soon as you do. You give him a pleading look; Luigi returns to you and puts his dick in your hungry mouth. You suck aggressively.

"See, Mario? You have to give them what they want." "But Luigi! You're wearin' a condom! Where's the pleasure in receiving no special sauce?" Luigi merely nodded his head disapprovingly. "Safety first, Mario," he said with an unchanging expression.

The green plumber pulled his cock out of your mouth and went behind you. He flipped you on your back. "Personally, I prefer the missionary position. I believe it offers maximum pleasure for both partners." Luigi, unlike Mario, only inserted a little bit of himself at a time. Once he was fully in, he thrusted his hips slowly and rhythmically. He looked into your eyes and made out with you.

Within the next ten minutes, you both came. Luigi pulled out.

"As you can see, Mario, we're both safe and satisfied."

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~suffering ends here~

Mario stood in amazement; his eyes were wide clear with realization. "I get it now, Luigi! The both of you were safe and protected from any STDs or pregnancies from the use of a contraceptive! And you still had a very pleasurable experience!"

Luigi looked at his fatty fat fat brother with content. "That's right, Mario. We were protected and we had fun. I hoped you also learned from this experience, (Y/N)." You nodded furiously, as it feels like all the unanswered questions in the universe were now answered.

Luigi: "Well everyone, that's all we have for now. Until next time.

Mario: "And remember..."

Both: "Safe sex is the best!"