Natasha Romanoff, one shots.

"Lesbian throws water over man,"

I've always been one to make trouble. And as a member of the Avengers this isn't great. It's fun when we don't have any missions, but on missions.. not so fun. Im just so clumsy. I drop everything, i walk into doors, i fall out of bed, i slip on literally nothing.

I was sitting with 'the Avengers' waiting for our food to come. We sat in this fancy restaurant, Tony got us in. Honestly i don't even know what i ordered. The words they put on that menu... i don't get it. But okay.

"How did you and Natasha even meet?" Steve asked. For some reason Clint started laughing his ass of. Of course, Nat told him. Ugh. "Just at a cafe" i said, hoping it would drop. It didn't.

"Isn't there, like a story? I wanna hear it" Tony added. Now Natasha also started laughing, i couldn't help myself but also laugh. "So there is a story?!" Tony said exited.

I gave nat a look "Natasha don't"

"Oh, i am soo gonna tell this"
I shut my eyes and hit my head under my arms.

"So it was a Tuesday evening, our lovely y/n over here, worked at a cafe down the street-" i cut her off by saying "but i was also training to be an agent. Just saying" she continued. "One day i decided to check it out..."

The story
Y/n POV
I was cleaning the tables and decking them again so the next costumers could sit. I was walking back to get some mugs when i heard the shop bell ring. "Hello, welcome to s/n (shop name) are you going to sit or takeaway?" I ask the red headed woman. "Uhmm, i'll sit" she smiled, looking around the place.

"Alright, table for one?" I ask her, she nods and i lead her to her table.  I quickly went to grab a menu and brought it over to her. "There you go, i'll let you look for a second and i'll be right back" i smiled. She thanked me and i went to some other costumers, checking if everything was alright.

I walked back to the coffee machines and saw my friend and colleague James, wiggling his eyebrows at me "she's hot" he said, pointing to the red headed woman. "Yeah, she is. And she is also wayyyy out of my league" i smiled sadly.

"No she isn't, and don't get yourself down like that. Go ask her out. If you don't, i will" he said firmly.
I furrow my eyebrow "uhu, your gonna ask her out" i put my hand on his shoulder "im sorry James, but your gay"
He acted like he was really hurt "so are you!" He exclaimed very loudly. Making the costumers look. I smiled weirdly and quickly caught eyes with the red head.

I hid on the ground. Mouthing "i hate you" to James. "Or you can just thank me" he whispered. I pulled him down next to me "thank you? For what!?" I whisper shouted. he sighted "because now you have the attention of the red head" she said smirking.

When we heard someone clear their throat we looked up to; of course. See the red head standing there. A subtle smirk on her lips. "Excuse me, can i help you miss?" I ask nicely, but my face red from embarrassment. "Yes, can i just have a cappuccino" i let out a relieved sigh. "Yes! Of course, coming right away" she went back to her seat and eyed me the whole time.

I got nervous and dropped the coffee. Twice. When i finally got to her i set it down "there you go, sorry" i wanted to walk away, but she grabbed my hand and started laughing. "Do i really make you that nervous?" She said, chuckling. "Uhmm.. well.. eh." I stuttered. "Im kidding, don't worry about it"  i walked away. Passing James i said, a bid too loud "im gonna cry now and slowly die" this made everyone look. Again. "I hate this" i said walking away.

I got to the break room and looked in my hand, there was a piece of paper in it. I don't remember having paper in my hand. I opened it and saw who it was from.

"Hello,
'The red headed woman here'
I heard your friend say you are into women and well.. i would like to take you out some time.
Alright, thats it.

Xx Natasha"

I couldn't help but smile. Natasha.

I sat in the room for 40 minutes, thinking everyone will be gone by now, since were closing in 3 minutes. I came around the corner too see the red head still sitting there. My eyes widen as she walks over to me.

"You were gone for a while" she stated. "Yeah, im pretty sure that everyone heard me saying that i was gonna cry and die so i hoped everyone would be gone by now" i said, releasing a breath i didn't know i was holding. She chuckled at my actions. "Im sorry, can i help you with anything" i ask her.

"Well yes. I would like your answer on my question" she said, pointing to the piece of paper that's still in my hand. I followed her eyes and looked at the paper. "Oh! Uh.. yeah! Sure, why not?"

"Great, so. I would like to order 2 coffee's please" she said, walking back to her seat. "Coming right away" i told her. I brought the coffee over and went to walk away "where are you going?" She asks me, grabbing my arm in practically putting me down on the chair. The feeling of  butterflies flew in my stomach at her touch.

We chatted away. Now an hour and a half later, the shop was closed and James left. I told her that i needed to go cause i had an early shift in the morning. "I really had a good time" i told her as i stood up. "Me too, we should do it again" i walked over to grab my jacket and put it one. I turned to face her. "Well, i am here tomorrow so maybe i'll see you th-" she cut me off by putting her lips on mine. She quickly pulled away, waiting for my response.

"So i'll see you tomorrow then?" I asked. She let out a relieving sigh "yes you will" and pulled us back in.

Back to now
"Thats cute" Tony said. "Yes, and thats the whole story" i quickly said before Nat could continue.

"Oh my, there is more" steve said, invested in the story. "Now comes the best part" Nat said with a very wide smirk. "I hate all of you" i stated before she went to talk again.

"So it was the next day.."

Back to the story
When i saw Natasha walking up to the front door i ran to it, to open it for her "madam" i said, wiggling my eyebrows.  She chuckled "hello youuu" she said pulling me in for a soft kiss.

"Ugh, go be gay somewhere else. I'd like to enjoy my coffee" some grumpy man said.

This made my blood boil. I walked to get a glass of water, i filled it with ice cubes, walked to the man and threw it on him. "And i want you out of this caffe, bye" i told him. He went to say something back, but i acted like i went to grab his coffee. He stood up and walked away.

Everyone began clapping.

Back to now
"You didn't!" Steve exclaimed. "Oh she did" nat told him proudly. "And then i got fired" i said, coming up from underneath the table where i was hiding. "No!!" Tony yelled. "Well apparently, my boss didn't think it was very nice of me to throw water at the man who was going to rate the coffee shop" i told them, very ashamed.

"NO!" Steve yelled. Clint was laughing his ass off again. "I also got into the news papers" i told them "lesbian throws water over man, trying to enjoy his coffee" nat stated the title.

"That story kills!" Clint yelled as he was gasping for air, from all the laughing.
"Yeah it does" nat said and gave me a kiss.

IDK OKAY
Im sorry for this. This was weird but i thought it would be funny. And what happened to James, you might ask? I have no idea :) he's just gone.