Friday Night Funkin' -- Ruv x Fem Reader

The Glowing House on the Hill

You and the tall man walked into the bar. Immediately, you could feel eyes all around staring at you, especially Whitty.

The two of you made your way to your table. "Um hey, guys...! Please hear me out before you say anything..." you nervously cleared your throat, "this is... uh-" you turned to the man, "...what is your name..?"

"Ruvyzvat... er- Ruv."

"Ruv..? Hm-" you turned back to your friends, "Okay well.. this is... Ruv. He is lost... so I was going to help him find his way back-"

"Yer not doing anything with this guy.." Whitty said, clearly wasted and making no effort to be quiet, "He looks like a creep, how do ya know he isn't trying to kidnap you?!"

You flushed with embarrassment, mainly because you now had onlookers. The man tilted his head slightly, "why would I kidnap her. I'm lost and she's my last resort to get home." he glared at Whitty. "I'm not a pedo."

Whitty glared back, attempting to get up from his seat, but failing due to being inebriated, "yer not taking her anywhere, asshole."

Ruv glanced at you, "is he your boyfriend or something?" he asked, nonchalant.

Feeling your face turn red, you looked away, "I uh- I don't feel comfortable answering that." you twiddled your thumbs.

"Hmph." He looked at Whitty, "She isn't yours, so you can't tell her what to do, bomber."

Whitty, this time successfully getting up from his spot stood in front of the man, attempting to be threatening, "She is mine, and I say she isn't going anywhere with you, punk."

Hex awoke from a small update installation while leaned against the wall, and saw what was happening, "Oh dear- Whitmore, we are not starting fights! This is Y/N's birthday!-" he grabbed Whitty's shoulders.

Whitty angrily elbowed him in the chest, "This fuck is trying to kidnap Y/N- don't tell me what to do-"

Hex stared at Whitty for a moment, shocked that his friend would harm him. He then reminded himself that Whitty was a horrible drunk, and reached out for him once more, this time with more strength, "Whitty. That's enough." Whitty glared at Hex and tried pushing him away again, only to be pushed back into his seat. "Calm yourself, Whitty." He grabbed Whitty's glass, "and I believe you've had enough to drink."

"God- Hex why do you have to be such a-"

"Choose your words wisely, Whitmore." Hex spoke sternly, which actually seemed to frighten Whitty. He looked at you, "So what is going on, Y/N?"

You explained that Ruv was lost and needed help finding his way back to his home.

"If you don't mind me asking, how come you can't use GPS?"

Ruv sighed, looking off to his side, "I was stupid and left my phone at home... I'm new to town and decided to explore a bit. I ended up in the middle of dog shit nowhere without a phone and no way to contact Sarv-" he looked up at the two of you, "my friend."

You sighed, "Well...does anyone else have a problem with this?" you scanned everyone at the table. Pico was already passed out and BF was kissing GF's neck. Whitty was fuming but was keeping quiet in fear of Hex doing something to him.

Hex shrugged, "As long as you keep in touch to assure your safety, I see no issue. His reasoning seems valid."

You looked at the group, "Is everyone okay to go home..?"

GF giggled and gently pushed away a horny BF, "We'll take Pico to his place...then I'll take care of him." she looked at BF lovingly.

"I'll get Whitty..." Hex glanced at him, "Just make sure to call after so he doesn't go...ballistic."