The Strongest Master in Chaldea

6 (EXTRA FUNNY)

A/N: This will be a Heartwarming Thing for Being a Father

(Current Location: The American Zoo)

As The People Gather Around the Fence of the Gorilla Enclosure as They saw a pink haired Girl but that said Pink haired girl is none other than

ASTOLFO-CHAN!!!

As the Normal People Saw a Beautiful Man Every men Now Thinks About their Sexuality

As the Astolfo And a Gorilla Dancing Majestically On their Enclosure

Whilst Y/N Climbing in a Tree Avoiding the Gorilla

"Y/N-SAN WHAT I'M I GONNA DO!?"

Astolfo Said Thinking Y/N will Assist Him

"ITS JUST A SIMPLE WALT ASTOLFO! 1 2 3 and 1 2 3"

As the Staff member Gets inside the Enclosure as The Gorilla Notice him

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A/N: Btw If it's a Zoo Staff thing The Hand sign

(my brain is not currently available to type hand sign? Hand sighs? Ah Fuck it)

The Hand sign is this "Example"
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"Bob I need you to Let this People Go now!"

The Staff says while Doing the Gorilla Language But Technically Are Hand Signs

"OH MY GOD ITS BOB'S HANDLER WERE SAFE!"

Y/N said... Coomly :)

As Bob the Gorilla Does some Hand Sign Techniques So his Handler can Understand

"Well technically Not He's About to Fuck her"

The Handler says

"It's a He"

"Never Knew I Question my Sexuality after seeing he- I mean him Now I Understand why Bob is Horny"

The Handler Said As Astolfo Heard it as The Gorilla Drags Him to His cave

"AHHH!! I DONT WANNA DIE FOR GORILLA S*X!"

Suddenly Bobs Father "John" Comes Out Angry as he Pounds His Chest and Doing Hand Signs

"Oh no... ASTOLFO-CHAN I THINK THEIR MIGHT BE A THREESOME!"

As Johns Handler came into the Enclosure as He said

"Not Quite That's John Bobs Father I'm his Handler Let me Rephrase what John said"

As he Cleared His Throat Translating what John said

"WHAT DO THINK YOU'RE DOING SON!? TU ESTUPIDA COÑA"

The Handler Said Cause He Translated John Hand Signs...

As Bob Puts Down Astolfo as Bob Does some Hand Signs and The Handler will noe Translate For them

"I was Just Playing Dad!"

Bob said

"Look at All the commotion You cause!!"

John Says

"YOU THINK THAT YOURE GONNA GET SOME GOOD TIME Oh, hijo de Jesús NOW GET IN YOUR ROOM!"

John Said Making Bob The Gorilla Sad ;-;

"BUT THAT WOMEN FATHER IS LETTING HER PLAY!"

"Wait I'm a Father? Bitch I didn't even get to touch a Women"

Y/N said Remembering His Own Promise

As John looks At Y/N as He has a Look of Pathetic in his eyes

"You call That man a Father!? NO RESPECTABLE PARENT WOULD LET THEIR CHILD HERE!"

John Said As Y/N gets Down from the Tree as He began Saying

"Hey! For your own Information I'm a Virgin and That "Women" your Saying is OLDER THAN ME!?"

Y/N said as John Goes To talk with him

"I'm sure You do You've Got the Aura Of a Man that's been with Many Women I can Smell it"

"WERE JUST FRIENDS!?"

Y/N said

"I'm sure you Do. Friends don't have to worry about Discipline or setting an Example. It's easy to be a Friend that's why kids have lots of them... But a Father? Our kids gets to have One of those. Who are we to take that Away from him"

As John Walks Away As The People Outside the Enclosure Mostly the Father's Cried cause of how a Fucking Gorilla Just made them Not to get Milk and Stay with their Children

"Now Come along Bob you're grounded for 3moons"

"I love you too dad"

Bob says As They Want back into Their Cave as People Just Started Clapping Dad's And Their Children Hugging whilst It was on The news Everybody seeing it

Including Chaldea...

Everybody in Chaldea be like: tf Goin on here?

The End

This Will be The Start of the Break of This Book sowwy

Btw New Story

New MC Quote on the New Fanfic

"My Friend Is Scarier that Your Friend"