My Mom SOLD me to BLUR!?!?!?

CHAORER .014- WALMART MADNESS

"Lo, the excess of the American capitalism looms before us! Where, I ask, is the spirit that was present in the people that first endeavored to create a-"

Can you shut up damon its just a Walmart.

"Hmph. Fine."

The strange group had reached their destination a good old fashioned Walmart super center. They had talked to the receptionist lady in the hotel a little after the got to their rooms. She had said there was only one really big store and Damon had scoffed hearing that it was a Walmart.

HE was so classist smh. Thought Sarah.

Sarah was excited. She hardly got to go to Walmart because she ws so poor they usually just had to go to soup kitchens and churches to ge theri food. And goodwill was where they shopped. Sharah loved goodwill but was excited get real life clothes that weretn scraps.

HEr radiohead shirt was so (fucjing) special because her mom had to save up for a long tome to buy it for her and she treasured it very very much. (AN: I thought I would include asn expalnation just incase anyone waes going to wander how she got it so don't worry)

THe Walmart had warmer air then there was outside. It was almost fall so the days were becoming more cold than warm lately. Saah was defiantly gonna get some warm winter clothes! She had no idea how the heating on the bus was but she bet that if it got cold she wouldn't wan to have to share bodyheat with the guys...ew.

"So are you gonn get like clothes and such?" Said Damon.

"Yeah,; Sarah said and stared heading to the women's clothes section. Alex had grabbed a cart and follows after her and so did graham and Damon.

"Where are you going, Dave?" Alex asked.

"Book section," he simply responded.

Of course the little nerd was going to tha book section he never seems to do anything else, Sarah thought meanly.

"Well, uh. Have fun, then." Alex said, an d the guys all waved bye to himas he wandered away in search for th ebooks.

Sarha adn the gang cotnitued to the women's clothing.

She picked out some teeshirts and some long-sleeved shirts of different colors and a pair of jeans and sleep pants. She got some sweatshirts and sweatpants and a fuzzy sweater and a windbreaker that was green and a pack of black socks and some other stuff, then she had to get girl stuff and made the guys look away.

"Sarha its nt that big of a dea-"

"Yes it is Mr. Albarn." She said. "Because I want it to be."

HE rolled her orbs. She hadn't even needed to tell Graham not to look because was soon as they got to the 'unmentionables" he had turned his head up and was really interested in a bird that had got into the store and ws flying in the rafters.

"S' a sparrow or something," he said. "Very uh pretty haha"

Sarh just got a few bras and a packet of underwear like the socks and hid them under the clothes she was getting and smugly said "Okay I'm done here time to go to the pharmacy thingy section.

Alex dutifully whee led the cart to the place.

Sarha got some shampoo and condiotioner—-SEPARATELY—and told the guys they should too.

"But it's so convenient!" Cried Grandma.

Sarah loked at him sternly.

She got some makeup (AN; um imagine its whatever people in the nineties got I dint know how it was back then lol barely know now xoxo.) She of course bought eyeliner for her very important smokey eye and mascara.