This is English ff awooga 🥺🥺🥺
It was a very ~fucky~ foggy day
Lea was in her room as always and gayed around with the air
It wasn't very windy outside which made Hedwig sad but that's how life is bestie.
Anyways
As time passed by Lea got hungreh so her mom decided to send her out to get food for whatever reason but yolo swag my dears
So as Lea walked with her phone in the hand avoiding any social interaction bc yk #AquariusThings 🤪✌️✌️so anyways
Lea walked into Rewe and got herself sumn Chips first and later the other sht
As she walked in the gänge she came across the Wine Abteilung (which suddenly appeared now if there wasn't one already) and saw a very sekc but extremely gay looking dude
"He looks gay and european" thought Lea and tried to walk to the Kasse
But she noticed that the guy looked at her with the fuqboi face and making a small but very noticeable "sheeeesh" sound
Lea started to Blush a Diluc head red tone amd Venti started to breakdance
They both walked to eachother and greeted eachother with a Kopfnuss 🥺🥺 how cute right
They looked in eachothers Smaragdgrünen-
Ok sorry i stop
They looked at eachother and went sheeesh at the same time
That was the moment they both realized they we're meant for eachother which is very cliché but who cares
Venti Karate Dropkicks out of the Rewe with 10 Wine bottles and Lea just runs after lol
"omG how she we leave 🥺🥺🥺🥺????" Asked Lea but Venti replied "With Family" Dom Toretto music starts playing
And a fcking Dragon appeared out of the sky
"yolo swag" thought Lea and climbed on the dragon
As the dragon started to fly "I can show u the world" started to play as they flyed in the lovely Yanfei hair colored sky with a bit of too many Timmys Pigeons flying around
But besides that they flew to Mondstadt and annyoed and pushed Diluc over cliffs till their Life end 🥺😳💕💕💕
And they also annoyed Zhongli with saying "Wouldn't gliding" be faster all the time as a Rache for the Osmanthus wine line he tells me every 3 mins you dement mf
