Teacher: Where's your homework?
Percy: Oh written in the stars!
Teacher: Really, where is it?
Percy: A million miles away!
Teacher: *sighs* What did you write about?
Percy: Message to the main, oh
Teacher: Do you want to go to summer school?
Percy: Seasons come and go!
Teacher: Change your attitude!
Percy: But I'll never change!
Teacher: Go to the principles office!
Percy: I'm on my wayyyy!
Teacher: Wait, isn't that a song?
Percy: *takes earbuds out* What?
