Step 1: Get all the books
Step 2: Read all the books
Step 3: Completely forget to speak
Step 4: Get mad at uncle Rick
Step 5: Hate everybody and everyone!
Step 6: Don't stop talking about it
Step 7: Become socially awkward
Step 8: Don't believe what the morals say
Step 9: Convert your family into liking at least one charter
Step 10: YOUR NOW A FAN-GIRL/BOY!