Goldric oneshots 💪😈

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"Jeez, this isn't one of your worst fights but still." Edric sighs while brushing over Hunter's cheeks. "Who did this to you?"
Hunter looks at him, smiling briefly. "If I said, what'd you do to them?"
Edric couldn't tell if Goldie was /srs or /j but he answers honestly.
"Oh I'd totally.. uh.. blast them and!... put em 6 feet in the ground!" Edric puts on a deep-ish, British accent, also getting into character with a stern expression.
Hunter giggles quietly, Edric going to grab the bandaid he laid.. somewhere. Hunter adoringly looks at Edric while he's fumbling to find the bandaid he JUST placed beside him.
"I swore it was- wait a minute." Edric slowly turns his head. "GASP! Goldie! Did you just play a.. TRICK ON ME!"
Edric's really been rubbing off on Hunter, huh.
"It's funny when you're not quick on your feet. Sorry, had to." Hunter smirks while handing a bandaid he'd hid behind his back.
"Ugh I feel soo betrayed!" Edric says dramatically, 'fainting' into Hunter's lap. He looks into the other's eyes. A quiet giggle comes from Goldie before sighing.
"Thanks for coming over..." Hunter smiles down at Edric, caressing thick-soft green hair. A catty smile plasters itself onto Edric.
"Yeahhh no prob bob!~" Edric kisses the fronts of his fingers and places them onto Hunter's cheeks. Hunter blushes, still maintaining a stone-cold expression. Edric giggles.
"Ughh... Edric, you're so!-" Hands wrap around Hunter's neck, pulling him down into a sweet smooch.
"Edric blight!" Hunter puts his hand on his face, flustered. Edric smiles after making the Golden guard, stone cold baddie, cower.
"Aww, c'mon now, Goldie!" Edric gets up, repositioning himself. "Lemme see that bad boy face! I still need to put this bandaid on that scratch!" He pries at Goldie's hands, trying to see how flustered he really made him.
Hunter whined, he really wasn't budging? Hmm.
Well! Edric turned to plan B: TICKLE.
"EDDIE! ED! AHHAHAHA!" Hunter bursts out laughing as he feels Edric's evil little fingers jabbing gently at his ribs. "Okay! Okay! Edric! My hands are far away from my face!" Hunter flinches as Edric is still poking him, but he manages to bring his arms beside him.
"There we go!" Edric smiles, grabbing the bandaid. He takes off the waxxy paper, but before putting it on, he lays a quick peck on the wound and before Goldie could protest, he smacks the bandaid on.
"AGH! E-Edric!?" Hunter rubs his forehead. Edric quickly gets up from the bed and dashed towards the open window.
"Cya, Goldie!!!!" He gives a wink and a salute as he jumps out the window.
"Edric! You crazy idiot!" Hunter says running over to the window, seeing the goofy Edric giggling while dashing off. Hunter wonders how he isn't hurt from a jump that high... but still, Edric never fails to make him laugh - genuinely.

This takes place between the fight with Kiki and GG - talking with Belos about the palicmen. I think.. idk how long that takes but oh well! Hope you enjoyed, more will be coming! (This was writin with a tired brain and stupidgay dude, NIGHT.)