How to get a bae in a day!

Step 2:How to get a bae in a day: Physical appearance

Hello, I am back and ready to update more (I'm going to try every 2 weeks)
Today I will tell you how to get a bae in a day with physical appearance!
I will always start with how to get a boy bae, so here we go..
If you are trying to get a boy bae guys love it when a girl wheres a sombrero (the Mexican hat) and a Mexican poncho and you should always say "hola amígo, thank you for helping me with my "goat/ alpaca" problem, I shall thank you with this nut cup." (guys love it when you give them but cups because they know that if you get hit there, you can't have babies, but giving him one will help him realize you want him to have protection because you want to have babies with him) and smile (make sure you don't brush your teeth because then he will think your breath smells like poop, which he might eat poop so then he can eat your poop) anyways if your a girl trying to get this boy bae, then you should wear lots of makeup, where a bright green and brown to make it look like to love poop of any color, I mean who doesn't like poop?! if he runs that's means he's just excited about you wanting him to have babies with each other. catch him, tackle him, and then speak (make sure that he can smell your breath) say "here's some protection for when we have babies!" (make sure you have a condom on your tongue so he can grab it. but don't swallow it) and then blow it like bubble gum, they will always kiss you after that but if they don't, just say "have you ever wondered what leaves taste like?" he may say "no, get away" but what he means is go get some leaves so you can eat them like lady and the tramp. when you get them, put one in your hair and then put one in his hair. then say "fiesta!" and eat. he might walk away but just tell him that your alpaca and goat are still attracted to each other, then they will always help you!

time for how to get a girl bae!!!!
step one, wear things like garbage bags or leaves, maybe even go naked and put one very small leaf in front of your genitals so that you can still see it hanging. I would always date a guys who wears things like that! if she asks why your wearing that say "well when my cheese died from Ebola (the one that gave it to my parents who also died) he would always wear things like this to get the ladies" if she asks "why is the leaf so small?" say this "well, my cheese believed that the ladies like large genitals, the smaller the leaf, the bigger they look!" if she walks away, rip the leaf off (it might hurt a bit) and shove the leaf in her mouth, then smile while rubbing your genitals on her saying "shhhh" then take the leaf out and sit her down. now ask about her period, ask her "what month do you get it?" she might start crying so just set her hand very gently and slowly on your genitals then say "it will be ok"..

thank you for reading, come back in 2 weeks for step 3:how to get a bae in a day: dating style. (because after the first and second step, your probably dating now) see you soon!