Harold Holds My Heart (Erotica Fantasia 1)

cock block

harolds pov

brittney stoped drinking my piss when we heard the door open. focking shit cuz my lil horse was looking so hot.

"what's going on?" chlamydia said like she had helium in her throat. her eyes landed on my long shlong as well as brittney's body that was drenched with my urine. "oh em gee how could you harold? what the flip harold! harold oh harold!" she screeched while collapsing in the floor.

"UGH bitch why do u cock block every single time? we're literally related anyways." i yelled furiously. i accidentally slapped brittney with my member as i sprinted out of the room with anger.
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brittneys pov

i was super confused with what's going on, but i figured that chlamydia was part of harolds wolf pack.

i walked up to chlamydia and introduced myself so i could impress his family before going back to find harold again. "hey uhhh chlamydia? you've got such a beautiful name, i  just loved leering abt STDs in health class. i promise i'm taking care of harold too, i was just drinking his pee pee to satisfy his needs. i'll do anything for ur family, ow owww" i also oofwred my hand for her to shake.

"no you ugly frog fucking female, i dint wanna shake ur urine hands nasty double x chromosome carrier. watch ur back bitch" she spat at me. i nearly started crying but i remembered that i'm a bad bitch and i chlamydia probably just needed to warm up to me.

"ok, i want to practice kindness and respect. i love u chlamydia and i'll represent your kind with grace and dignity." i responded.

i skipped out of the bathroom to find harold. i heard sniffles from the snack closet and decided to check if harold was there. i opened the door and found daddy sitting on the floor with his pants neatly folded inside the box of apple sauce. he was staring at his sword, tearing up in his eyes. and caressing the shaft with the back of his fingers (like kinda when ur mom checks your temperature with the back of her hand; imagine that).

"ur ok lil buddy. hey lil harold ur ok man. u can please yourself, but it's ok that u wanna pee on brittney too. ik ur super hornish too and that brittneys the hottest healthiest horse in hell. bad bitch, oh yeah that's what she is." then harold started bawling while holding his pee pee.

"hello my lil pissy poo. hey, hey, pissy poo. it'll be ok my big boy." my heart filled with sympathy bc i know that harold has issues with his balls and stuff.

"oh brittney, you don't know what you're doing to me. i just wannna see you drunk my pee all the time. you don't even know what youve got me feeling" i blushed a lil when my head moved down. he tilted my head up moaned in my ear after whispering "ur my girlfriend now sexy mama. you're mine, you belong to me, i own you like property now."

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a few hours after we cuddled in the snack closet, i decided it was time for me to go home. 

harold tickled me when i said i had to go home, "ahaha hawold ahhh lemme go. i need to go home pissy. i have to go home pissy poo." i farted while he tickled me, and harold finally backed away.

"damn u nasty girl, next time do that in my mouth." harold let go of me and walked me to the door. "bye horsey, text me when u get home mamas"

while driving home, paranoia washed over me because i felt like eyes were watching over me. i stopped at a red light and all the sudden i felt hands grasp all over me. i struggled to get out of their grip and pulled their hands off me. i turned around and my eyes locked with chlamydia's horroifying orbs.

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authors note:
GUYS VITE AND COMMENT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW. i've been very stressed and tired and working on chapters is something that i keep putting off (sowwy🥺). this chapters not very silly 😜 goofy 🤪 quirky 🥳 but we need the bad days to appreciate the good 🦢  i also accidentally deleted this chapter