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Dave P.O.V.

"....." Spots lil' Cal,"hey lil' Cal didn't see you there. Do you think Dirk and his boy-toy ditched me." Lil' Cal looks at him.

"....."

"I'll just take that as a yes. What the heck do you think is wrong with him just ditching me I mean I kinda want to punch him right now."

"....."

"I mean really you don't just have us clean a whole bunch then just toss it in the trash like it didn't happen."

"...."

"I'm going insane I'm gonna call Karkat over."

TurntechGodhead [TG] pesters CarcinoGeneticist [CG]

[TG]: Hey babe

[CG]: WHAT DO YOU WANT DAVE

[TG]:To ask if you want to stay at my place sweetie.

[CG]: FINE BUT, WHY? IS YOUR HOUSE ALL MESSED UP AND YOUR TRYING TO GET ME TO CLEAN IT AGAIN THAT WAS A ONE TIME ONLY DEAL GOT IT!

[TG]: Yeah I got it. also the house is clean dirk and his stupid boyfriend were going to be here and dirk decided to forget about it or something because he and his boy-toy haven't shown up yet.

TimeusTestified [TT] joined chat

[TT]: Dave Jake isn't stupid.

[TG]: Holy crap how the f*ck did you know that I just said that it was only half a minet ago

[CG]: YEAH STRIDER WHAT THE FUCK. aND HOW THE HELL DID YOU HACK US.

[TT]: Whatever and hacking is classifyed.

TimeusTestified [TT] exits chat

[CG]: I'M COMING OVER JUST WAIT.

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